Crusader1969 Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 Assist last night. Goes again tonight. He is "banged up" and isn't playing tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LTS Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 This won't happen, they won't burn an ELC year Casey transcends time. He is "banged up" and isn't playing tonight. He's uh.. err..hmmm... I'm not sure I have anything for that. Damn. Guess he's just an average college player who hasn't learned to pull himself up when he gets knocked around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dominator Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Casey transcends time. He's uh.. err..hmmm... I'm not sure I have anything for that. Damn. Guess he's just an average college player who hasn't learned to pull himself up when he gets knocked around. I see what you did here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabills Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brawndo Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 That's some quality high level trolling there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 I miss being a college hockey fan. Trolling was so much fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 that was well done :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkard Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 (edited) That guy is lucky that Casey Mittelstadt is a just and loving God. Casey could have lit him on fire and sent him to hell, made lightning crash upon his head, sent a plague to his house, made it rain frogs, or instantly stricken him with ass cancer or some sort of face aids. He chose to be kind and forgiving though. The rest of you non-believers on this board should take it as a warning. There are only a handful of us that are truly aware of his greatness. Abandon your false gods (every God but Casey), repent, and he will forgive you, save humanity, and deliver this franchise unlimited Stanley Cups (not cusps but actual Cups). Edited October 24, 2017 by Drunkard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampD Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 That picture is misleading, though. That's not him trying to do a pull-up. That's him holding up the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 The old face aids :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyldnwoody44 Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Are we gonna bring raptor Jesus back into this..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorny Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 That's some quality high level trolling there Has anyone taken a look at Casey's Wikipedia page? It reads like it was put together by someone with some serious Sabres bias: "During the 2017 NHL combine, incoming University of Minnesota freshman Casey Mittelstadt could not perform a single pull-up. This has been described by cbs sports "Casey Mittelstadt, considered by most to be a top-three North American prospect in this year's NHL Draft, didn't do himself any favors over the weekend at the NHL combine." The pure lack of upper-body strength can be devastating to this players career." That last line, in particular. The photo on the page is also the pull up photo: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casey_Mittelstadt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGR4GM Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Whoever wrote that line is a moron. Go join a D1 sports team. You'll gain upper body strength Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabel79 Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Whoever wrote that line is a moron. Go join a D1 sports team. You'll gain upper body strength They have weight rooms and strength coaches and whatnot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGR4GM Posted November 2, 2017 Report Share Posted November 2, 2017 The Star Tribune has a good story on Mittelstadt, I can't post it from my phone currently. Here's the article title "Casey Mittelstadt lifting Gophers with strong start to college career" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brawndo Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 The Star Tribune has a good story on Mittelstadt, I can't post it from my phone currently. Here's the article title "Casey Mittelstadt lifting Gophers with strong start to college career" http://www.startribune.com/casey-mittelstadt-lifting-gophers-with-strong-start-to-college-career/454779223/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LTS Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 (edited) Some quotes from that article Regarding the pull-ups: “Our strength coach noticed right away that his shoulder was a little out of alignment,” coach Don Lucia said. “He got him fixed with manipulation, and [Mittelstadt] was able to do a half-dozen [pull ups] right after that.”[/size] On being second on the team in scoring (2G, 5A - 8 games) Obviously for my own expectations, I think it’s been somewhat of a slow start,” Mittelstadt said. “But we’re starting to really get going, especially as a team. And I think as we get better as a team, I’ll get better.”[/size] On being more like Jack Eichel after a poor performance: “We had to clean up [Mittelstadt’s] language coming back to the bench,” Lucia said. “We addressed that because we’ve got the little kids back there. So we told him, ‘We know you’re upset, but let’s at least try to keep it PG-13.’ ”[/size] Regarding his hidden identity as a member of the Justice League: Whenever the 6-foot, 201-pound Mittelstadt gets the puck, it looks like someone has hit the fast forward button on the game film, as he maneuvers with his lightning quick hands and feet.[/size] Love reading stuff like this.. thanks for sharing. Edited November 3, 2017 by LTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthEbriate Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 Some quotes from that article Regarding the pull-ups: Quote “He got him fixed with manipulation, and [Mittelstadt] was able to do a half-dozen [pull ups] right after that.”[/size] He's more machine now than man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Buffalo Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 (edited) He's more machine now than man. So your saying he is a UNIX? Edited November 3, 2017 by North Buffalo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 So your saying he is a UNIX? There are multiple layers to this joke and I enjoy them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattPie Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 There are multiple layers to this joke and I enjoy them all. Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader1969 Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 Mittlestandt will be our Keller in 2018/19 - Immediate impact next season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GASabresIUFAN Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 Mittlestandt will be our Keller in 2018/19 - Immediate impact next season. Wouldn’t that be nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGR4GM Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 (edited) He's rang one off the pipe tonight and also has a primary assist. Still time left in the 3rd. Edited November 4, 2017 by LGR4GM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derrico Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 Scored last night. Ok later afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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