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As we have been reminded repeatedly since Lindy left here, no coaching hire is ever permanent. Wishing Lindy luck. But not too much.

You guys realize you’re just helping it learn to sound more human, right?

Yup.

My view for the next week. Kids (not pictured) were oblivious to the wild horses casually hanging out 100 feet behind them.

Meh.

For the record: we’ve screwed the pooch so hard on COVID-19 that none of the above stand any chance of actually happening, or finishing if they somehow, against all reason, start, but that’s just my opinion.

Same reasons they’re trying to ram through the end of the NBA, NHL seasons, and some sort of mutant MLB thing that they’ll call a season. One: Money. Two: The unwashed desperately need their circuses to keep their focus off how badly they’re being screwed. Three: money.

This would be a major step down for Tage, dunno if he's gonna go for it.

I just saw this. Good Lord. One has to imagine that the Benny Hill theme just plays on a loop in the PSE offices.

Shark Girl. Only possible answer.

I think Dougie coming out and doing a Borat-Style jazz-improv-anthem would be just what this moribund franchise needs to get the crowd into it.

Welp. It only took the Arsenal two hours to make me realize that three months without the Premier League was really not all that bad. I dunno which of the Fates I pissed off, but man, it’d be nice if one of the teams I am a fan of, just one I don’t care which, wasn’t a completely depressing dumpster fire wholly contained within a sphere of ***** floating on a river of tears shed by small children having watched several puppies be unnecessarily euthanized. just one. Honest, all I ask.

You go ahead and maintain that lifestyle, Kim & Terry. I think I’m officially out, having had the afternoon to think about it more than i should have for some reason. There’ll be no saving this ship. They’re bailing water into it at this point.