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Given how toxic it has become for Marner the last few seasons due to the insanity that is the Toronto hockey market, I could see him signing a max deal with someone like the Mammoth and disappear into the oblivion.

Yep. First round draft picks I understand taking the BPA regardless of style (although I would value aggression as a talent much more than Sabres have the last two decades). But every other round you can and should be supplementing your organization with the type of players you are sorely lacking. It looks like the last draft or two they have started to draft that way but it needed to happen a long time ago.

Well series over. Thanks for the great season Amerks.

Amerks getting absolutely pummeled physically. No calls. Just Amerks players cowering with delight. Sigh.

Thumbs up to the short kings of the world. Glad your better half doesn’t mind looking down on you. 😀

Evan Mossbrooks was delighted to tell us that as well. Honestly, the only person more tired of Mossbrooks jinxing the Amerks is Don Stevens. I know this because every time Evan does it, he has to apologize after Stevens admonishes him on air. I love Don Stevens.

Rocket players cross checking, tackling, slashing, spearing, face washing. Amerks players just taking it. Dunne hit someone, and caused a would be turnover but he barely has AHL skill, so the puck just sat there until the Rocket player recovered from the hit and skated away with it.

They just recorded their first shot on net

The Amerks are a frustrating team to watch. Getting run all over the ice. Constantly trying to make the pretty play. It’s the playoffs, just throw it at the net and stick someone in front of the net.

Or see if you can score a wheelchair from a local store.

It’s true. My pants get bigger on occasion. Not quite to the frequency of when I was a wee inkling. But it still happens.

I’m struggling to understand the announcers in the Florida Carolina series. They are incredulous as to why Ghost bear when after Marchand. I don’t know, maybe he’s been the bigger ***** in sport the last decade? Is that a good enough reason? Nah ***** Marchand

In theory, I’m fine with tap dancing on the leafs failures. It just looks painfully self unaware for Sabres fans. Like time and place mofo. Bring this ***** up after the Sabres have actually done something. Then you don’t look like a giant ignoramus.

I’m too drunk and high to comprehend how you know I’m at the beach. Cheers. 🍻 But if anyone is ever in Cape Canaveral or Cocoa beach hit up La Cantina. Perfect dive bar. I assimilated like ***** Locutus. Melted into the fabric of this ***** hole. Love it.

My algorithm does not include obese men jiggling but whatever works for ya