inkman Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 (edited) Flavored waters Isn't everything we drink really just flavored water... Just throwing it out there Pasteurized Process Imitation Chesse Food .. How many words do you need to say fake cheese This is a large pet peeve of mine. My wife loves telling me the wonders of "American Cheese". The name alone makes me want to spit in her face. Edited July 11, 2014 by inkman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 TrueBlue's story reminded me of an academic story from the student side. Way back in my senior year of high school we had a term paper due in one of our classes. It was essential for passing the class and therefore graduation. The day it was due, I passed by my friends locker on the way to class and as we walked to class together I asked where his term paper was. His response verbatim: "I didn't do it. ###### it." You could tell by the tone of his voice and his subsequent justifications that he was psyching himself up for a confrontation with the teacher. We get to class and the teacher immediately begins collecting the papers, and he comes to the desk of my empty handed friend. Teacher: Where's your paper? Friend: I don't have it. Teacher: What do you mean you don't have it? Friend: I didn't do it. Teacher: You do realize that you will fail this class and not graduate , right? Friend: What can you do? At this point the teacher hits the roof... What can you do?!! What can you do??? I'll tell you what you can do!! You can get the hell out of my classroom and not graduate that's what you can do...and on and on he berated him for a few minutes. And my friend just sat there stone faced, stood up, left his books on the desk and walked out..... with zero ###### given. Of course they ultimately let him do some BS make up project so that he ended up graduating by the skin of his teeth, but on that day that kid gave zero ###### whatsoever if he ended up graduating or not. Years later when he got out of the air force and used me as a reference to become a US Marshall, I left this story out when they interviewed me. Great. So when I ask the guy where his search warrant is..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddaryl Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 Soccer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGR4GM Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 I just ate taco hell... I clearly give 0 f#cks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doohickie Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 Any car insurance commercial Take the pig and the lizard to the BBQ pit, make sure flo is wearing her leather S&M outfit with assless chaps while basting them at the pit, get the professor from the state farm university as the gimp and have that guy from all-state do the narative That is deeply disturbing. On so many levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopefulFuture Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 Any form of squash, vile weed Baltimore Ravens Floss People that walk their dogs so they can piss and crap on my lawn and not their own Internet commercials Flavored waters Pasteurized Process Imitation Chesse Food .. How many words do you need to say fake cheese The bolded is ######in funny and true. I own a dog, most of family have one or 2. When they ask me why I don't take him for walks I actually respond with what you just pointed out. I say how the ###### does it make any common sense to take my dog down the street to crap on someone elses yard, even when I pick it up that's just down right ######in rude. My brother also doesn't do it and actually once told a guy on his street that did while his dog was shitting on his lawn how the ###### would he like it if he came down to his place, dropped his draws, layed a turd, then used a bag to pick it up. Keep your ######in dog off my yard ######. We all burst out laughing our ###### off when he did it. But, you are correct, 0 ###### given on those people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJFIVEOH Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 Poor sentence structure. That too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobody Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 To make it relevant, when a Commie Liberal who is "Gluten Intolerant" wants to go out to dinner and shows up in their Prius to order the kale salad, I will roll up in a Tahoe with the A/C cranking and all the windows open, then order a half dozen Hefenweiz to go with my breaded veal and loaded baked potato. Giving free AC to the masses? Who's the commie liberal? CPAP machines. Everyone I know who has done a sleep study now has to use one. I wonder how the human race has survived these many thousands of years without these devices. They're all probably gluten intolerant and don't know it. This is a large pet peeve of mine. My wife loves telling me the wonders of "American Cheese". The name alone makes me want to spit in her face. In France I think they call it Freedom Cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brawndo Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 Media Coverage of the Prospective 2016 Presidential Election Candidates, it started November 8, 2012 and has not stopped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattPie Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 Any form of squash, vile weed Baltimore Ravens Floss People that walk their dogs so they can piss and crap on my lawn and not their own Internet commercials Flavored waters Pasteurized Process Imitation Chesse Food .. How many words do you need to say fake cheese This list is suspicious, I think it's really things you're mad about so by definition fscks are given. :) I tried to think of some, but I realized that if I could name something specific I probably have some thoughts on it and therefore give a fsck. Oooh, I have one: a food cart in Chaing Mai Thailand went out of business this week. In France I think they call it Freedom Cheese. I think that stuff is illegal in France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvelo Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 Moochelle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasmus_ Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 My girlfriend driving me crazy to go see the Fault of our Stars. Shailene Woodley is one of the stupidest people ever interviewed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubkev Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 (edited) This is a large pet peeve of mine. My wife loves telling me the wonders of "American Cheese". The name alone makes me want to spit in her face. Is your wife from Northeastern Pennsyltucky, by chance? They love that ###### here. Edit: Ha!! My phone auto corrects anything that starts with 'Penn' to Pennsyltucky! Edited July 11, 2014 by ubkev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SABRES 0311 Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 Not a fan of tampon commercials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopefulFuture Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 My girlfriend driving me crazy to go see the Fault of our Stars. Shailene Woodley is one of the stupidest people ever interviewed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lP4RJuWqnw Well, there's 3 minutes of my life I won't get back.......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Dance Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 My girlfriend driving me crazy to go see the Fault of our Stars. Shailene Woodley is one of the stupidest people ever interviewed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lP4RJuWqnw Is it wrong that I find that....miildly stimulating? (Well, not the Conan part...) :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 (edited) That is deeply disturbing. On so many levels. I'd hit it. Edited July 11, 2014 by weave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 I'd hit it. I love them husky voiced broads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Dwight Drane Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 CPAP machines. Everyone I know who has done a sleep study now has to use one. I wonder how the human race has survived these many thousands of years without these devices. (By the way, for those who do need to use them, this blurb was written for entertainment purposes only. ZFG) Awesome....same thing...Gluten free...sleep study...blah blah....yeah, we live an extra 20 years but out country is bankrupt with $70 Trillion in underfunded liabilities with Medicaid/Medicare/SS. A true Zero F's Given man takes that MI at 56 and loved every minute of life before hand. That's why Tim Murray needs to move fast..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kas23 Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 (edited) No ###### given? States botching executions of unremorseful criminals convicted of brutal murders. Like that guy in Oklahoma. Absolute zero ###### given. My brother also doesn't do it and actually once told a guy on his street that did while his dog was shitting on his lawn how the ###### would he like it if he came down to his place, dropped his draws, layed a turd, then used a bag to pick it up. If someone told me that, I would've told him to be my guest. I would've then filmed it and uploaded it to YouTube and said who's the ass now? No offense, but that was a really strange thing to say. Plus, last I checked dogs can't ###### in toilets and it's not like they're shitting on your front porch or walkway. Edited July 12, 2014 by kas23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunomatic Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Oh and zero ##### given for the world cup. Thats right I said it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyldnwoody44 Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Zero ###### given for any and all politicians, ###### them with a rusty butter knife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Dwight Drane Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Food Trucks The UN Blue For Ben (Put a midget in a $49 Easter Bunny costume from WalMart and the kid would be happy as sh!t) U2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawerchuk Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 ESPN LEBRON slobber fest!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastPommerFan Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Blue For Ben (Put a midget in a $49 Easter Bunny costume from WalMart and the kid would be happy as sh!t) If your talking about the kid from Clarence, you know he died, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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