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100 Real Life Things that could be Matt Ellis

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26. Hufflepuff, the Matt Ellis of Hogwart's Houses

 

Very nice, although I am surprised that it wasn't accompanied by a YouTube video starring the Sorting Hat.

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Very nice, although I am surprised that it wasn't accompanied by a YouTube video starring the Sorting Hat.

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33. Troyer Farms, the Matt Ellis of potato chips

 

No way.  Troyer farms in the 70's were da bomb.  Big cardboard box with two (TWO!) bags of crunchy, salty awesome.  Matt Ellis needed to be Troyer Farms at some point to not be the subject of this thread.

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67. Kansas, the Matt Ellis of US States. 

 

 

The Ohio of states.

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Apples to Apples - The Matt Ellis of drunken adult card games.

That game is better than Battle of the Sexes. 0/10 don't recommend.

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No way.  Troyer farms in the 70's were da bomb.  Big cardboard box with two (TWO!) bags of crunchy, salty awesome.  Matt Ellis needed to be Troyer Farms at some point to not be the subject of this thread.

The 1970s were a very long time ago my friend.  :P

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I don't know what number we're on, but...

 

Fishing:  The Matt Ellis of hobbies.

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The Dark Ages, the Matt Ellis of history. WGR, the Matt Ellis of analysis

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Booooooo

 

Dude, it's got sitting quietly, waiting, more sitting quietly.  It's just like watching Matt Ellis play!

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The Dark Ages, the Matt Ellis of history. WGR, the Matt Ellis of analysis

:lol:

 

The cashew - the Matt Ellis of mixed nuts.

Really. Well save all your cashews that you don't want to eat and send them to me.

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Twin Peaks - The Matt Ellis of Breastaurant chains

 

CircusCircus - The Matt Ellis of Vegas casinos

 

Norm MacDonald - The Matt Ellis of Colonel Sanders

 

Flo from Progressive - The Matt Ellis of "doable" celebrities

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The cashew - the Matt Ellis of mixed nuts.

You, go over *there* and join Eleven on the broken couch.

The 1970s were a very long time ago my friend. :P

Right. Ellis isn't a has been. He's a good enough to just get by.

 

Aldi's house brand of chips is the Matt Ellis of chips.

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I feel everything in this thread is too good to be considered a Matt Ellis.

 

 

 

.... Except for RC Cola

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