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  1. josie

    Complaint Thursdays

    Is this some obsession to you?
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    Complaint Thursdays

    I don't usually get horrible acne anymore but this week I have the painful crap that's turning my forehead into Worf... I'm almost 30, dammit.
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    The even randomer thread

    Or the striped sweater boy here
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    The even randomer thread

    God that would mega suck. Dark has similar issues. He's like a damn dolphin, all torso, legs same length as mine, except I'm 5'5" and he's 6'2"....
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    The even randomer thread

    I have this problem, but I don't play hockey. I'm just built wrong. All thighs, no waist. But not what the kids call thicc. Just... ungainly and squishy and average. And I can't afford to have anything tailored. I didn't know people actually tailored their jeans unless they were really wealthy. But I guess if I was a pro hockey player, I could afford to do that. I feel like I remember there being a company around for awhile that marketed its jeans to hockey players and weight lifters specifically... I see they mention GongShow but I thought there was another one...
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    Around the NHL 2018-2019

    Officer Bob is NOT on the case apparently... turn in your badge, sir
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    The even randomer thread

    Mine just shows of my sociopathic side that sits around reading about disasters. I'd just finished a really solid book about the Donner Party. You hear all the jokes but you never really hear the whole story. Speaking of tragedies and random, just about finished another book about the sinking of El Faro, a container/cargo ship that went down in Hurricane Joaquin in 2015. Which leads to me lying in bed reading wikipedia thread after wikipedia thread about varying maritime disasters... I need help.
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    The even randomer thread

    Dammit Dave I was literally typing mine when you beat me to the punch. THat's what I get for being a long winded waste of bandwidth
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    The even randomer thread

    Donner got to lead once. He led his party of reindeer into the snowy Sierra Nevada in hopes of reaching the homes in California and well... no one knew reindeer were cannibals until the tragedy of Donner's Party happened. They tell you they hired Rudolph for his shiny nose, so they could see their way in the fog... they don't tell you about the blizzards. Donner doesn't lead anymore. ..."fun" random fact... one of the spots where part of the Donner Party perished is where the Sugar Bowl ski resort is, due to the large amounts of snow that fall there.
  10. Luckily there's not a TON he can do about that just yet other than bloviate and cause a fight because... that's what he does, since he clearly doesn't actually know how laws are enacted or how bureaucracy functions. He can slow it down, but money has already been allocated because of the Stafford Act and will continue to flow for awhile. Once you declare an emergency, you cannot un-declare it- the act follows through with allocated funding until depleted or no longer necessary. But he can screw things up down the line assuming nothing checks his actions. Should all the folks still living in shelters and cars need more (which yes, they probably will), it won't be there. and oh.. it's hardly "billions" of dollars. I believe it's more around 50 million. sort of unrelated, but I wonder how Puerto Rico is doing, since they're American and all... 43 billion estimate I think, in damage. Plus a population dive as people leave.
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    The even randomer thread

    Bio, you should go to the concert with your mama, then get on a plane, fly here, enjoy some bourbon with dark and I at some of the fancy places downtown I never have time/reason to go to, see as many games as you can in 3 days (beauts bandits sabres whatever else), then go back to Colorado, with me stowed securely in your carryon luggage (I'm bendy) and then set me free in the mountains.
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    Playing themselves out of a playoff spot.

    A better metaphor would be the donkey at the bottom of a well. Paraphrasing but, make it two to fit the parable. A team of donkeys fall into a pit. They bray and bray and the town comes out and stares at them pitifully "there's no way to save them, I guess bury the poor things and put them out of their misery". As the dirt falls onto them, shovelful by shovelful, one donkey sinks to its knees, braying pitifully, and succumbs to suffocation. The other donkey continuously shakes the dirt off, stepping up on the newly made ground until it walks out of the pit, a survivor. Of course if you know animals and drive ot live you know that's BS too because the doomed ass would follow the smart ass out of the pit... and the humans around the edge burying them alive are cruel and idiotic in their own right. So we need a really good smart ass and some smart supporters who may be helping by hindering and... ah screw it Hooray metaphors!!
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    Playing themselves out of a playoff spot.

    Who wants mouse butter anyway chunky AND squeaky
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    The even randomer thread

    oh for f's sake picture's a couple years old (painted it on his bday in 2017). They're longer now, I promise. Now they crack and break and tear constantly on the aerial equipment I work with and I can't rock climb with them, but I grow them out because between strangers and Carter's dad, I'm so sick of hearing about it. I'm an anxious wreck and chewed my nails for pretty much all of my life. Now i just rip my hair out and tear my skin apart instead. People don't comment on it as much. Gotta make sure the damn nails are pretty. They were slightly longer than this picture and I went to get my first manicure ever. Owner of the salon made fun of me the entire time, tut-tutting at my hands and saying "no man will ever want you with hands like that". Then he stole the tip I gave to the non-english speaking terrified nail tech.
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    The even randomer thread

    Who's sticking their nose in my what now
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