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100 Real Life Things that could be Matt Ellis

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It's like stuff, that is, you know. Works but ain't very sexy. But get full marks for being exceptionally ordinary. (but you should never over-pay for).

 

 

100. Grape Nuts.......the Matt Ellis of Breakfasts.

99. A Spatula..........the Matt Ellis of Kitchen Gadgets. 

98. Ice Cream at Friendly's ........The the Official  Matt Ellis of First Dates.. 

97. The Penny Saver.................The Matt Ellis of Newspapers.

96. SUNY Brockport...................The Matt Ellis of SUNY

95. Alden, NY..............................The Matt Ellis of WNY places to live 

94. Thrifty....................................The Official Matt Ellis of the Rental Car Industry. 

93. Barbosol ................................Three time Matt Ellis award winner for Shaving Product. 

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85. McDonald's 1$ menu, the Matt Ellis of fast food

 

84. Durex Condoms, the Matt Ellis of safe sex

 

83. RC Cola, the Matt Ellis of soda/pop

 

82. Red Lobster, the Matt Ellis of Seafood Restaurants

 

81. Olive Garden, the Matt Ellis of Italian Restaurants

 

80. Mozzarella, the Matt Ellis of cheeses

 

79. Piggly Wiggly, the Matt Ellis of grocery stores

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97. The Penny Saver.................The Matt Ellis of Newspapers.

 

My dad and my brother both worked there.  My dad sold advertising there for years and retired from there.  My brother worked there just after finishing his degree (nepotisim!) before moving on to other things.

78.  Dairy Queen..... the Matt Ellis of ice cream.

77.  Taco Bell........ the Matt Ellis of Mexican food.

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75. stroehmann potato bread........................The Official Loaf of Matt Ellis


74. Star Trek Voyager.................The Official Star Trek series of Matt Ellis

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73.  The black jelly bean. The Matt Ellis of jelly beans.

 

72.  RC Cola.  The Matt Ellis of soft drinks.

 

EDIT:  Someone already got that one.

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72.  The yellow wooden pencil.  The Matt Ellis of writing utensils.

 

71.  CNN.  The Matt Ellis of cable news.

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If Matt Ellis cracks the lineup again this year, The rest of my hair will fallout.

The receding hairline............................The Matt Ellis of men's aging issues. 

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It's like stuff, that is, you know. Works but ain't very sexy. But get full marks for being exceptionally ordinary. (but you should never over-pay for).

 

 

100. Grape Nuts.......the Matt Ellis of Breakfasts.

99. A Spatula..........the Matt Ellis of Kitchen Gadgets. 

98. Ice Cream at Friendly's ........The the Official  Matt Ellis of First Dates.. 

97. The Penny Saver.................The Matt Ellis of Newspapers.

96. SUNY Brockport...................The Matt Ellis of SUNY

95. Alden, NY..............................The Matt Ellis of WNY places to live 

94. Thrifty....................................The Official Matt Ellis of the Rental Car Industry. 

93. Barbosol ................................Three time Matt Ellis award winner for Shaving Product. 

God dammit X., you knew I go to SUNY Brockport, didn't you?

Yuengling....the Matt Ellis of beer

If Matt Ellis is going to be a beer it's Labatt 52's or Bud Light in my book. Basically water with no flavor that takes forever to get your drunk

 

86. Matt Ellis ... the Matt Ellis of Sabre hockey players.

 

Oh, wait.  I think I did that wrong.

86. Matt Ellis..... The Matt Ellis of hockey players

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Harry Reems...the Matt Ellis of porn stars.

 

Coincidentally enough, that's #69  :flirt:

 

68.  Huron...... the Matt Ellis of Great Lakes.

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65. Country Crock, the Matt Ellis of buttery spreads


64. Spitting on your , the Matt Ellis of emergency ###### techniques.

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62. Tourniquet, the Matt Ellis of first aid treatments 

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