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If I have a bowl of Grape Nuts, and Wash it down with an RC Cola at the Motel 6 in Kansas

 

Yes, Motel 6 works......................Motel 6 the official Hotelier of Matt Ellissness. 

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Parcheesi.....The Matt Ellis of board games.

 

Nicely done.

 

The cashew - the Matt Ellis of mixed nuts.

 

You, on the other hand, you have no idea.  Matt Ellis would be the walnut.  He's the filler, not the show.

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The cashew - the Matt Ellis of mixed nuts.

This is just...wrong. The cashew is the Gretzky of mixed nuts. 

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This is just...wrong. The cashew is the Gretzky of mixed nuts. 

 

Correct

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Zebco 33...the Matt Ellis of Fishing Reels

This is just...wrong. The cashew is the Gretzky of mixed nuts.

Zebco 33...the Matt Ellis of Fishing Reels

Awesome ... but isn't it the 303?

This is just...wrong. The cashew is the Gretzky of mixed nuts.

 

Also awesome ... Edited by Neo

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The appendix, the Matt Ellis of the human body

And the cream rises.

This is just...wrong. The cashew is the Gretzky of mixed nuts. 

Gretzky was a pecan, the nut of nuts. They don't make cashews into Thanksgiving pies. The cashew is a disgusting, meaty, oddly textured throw-in to all nut mixes. It's the most plentiful because it's the cheapest, and it's the cheapest because demand is so low for it. It's a of a nut. Walnuts have class. They're not pecans, but they stand head and shoulders above the freakin' cashew.

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And the cream rises.

Gretzky was a pecan, the nut of nuts. They don't make cashews into Thanksgiving pies. The cashew is a disgusting, meaty, oddly textured throw-in to all nut mixes. It's the most plentiful because it's the cheapest, and it's the cheapest because demand is so low for it. It's a ###### of a nut. Walnuts have class. They're not pecans, but they stand head and shoulders above the freakin' cashew.

PASaberfan....The Matt Ellis of nut connoisseurs. 

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This is just...wrong. The cashew is the Gretzky of mixed nuts. 

Correct

Gretzky was a pecan, the nut of nuts. They don't make cashews into Thanksgiving pies. The cashew is a disgusting, meaty, oddly textured throw-in to all nut mixes. It's the most plentiful because it's the cheapest, and it's the cheapest because demand is so low for it. It's a ###### of a nut. Walnuts have class. They're not pecans, but they stand head and shoulders above the freakin' cashew.

 

Gretzky is the macadamia, you ignorant swine.

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PA I have enjoyed your opinions even at your crustiest.

But the cashew is just one bridge too far.

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I have a Corolla, and I'm in total agreement/acceptance of it being the Matt Ellis of automobiles :thumbsup:

 

I'm thinking: Savage Garden.... the Matt Ellis of musical artists.  "Works but ain't very sexy.... Exceptionally ordinary."

 

(Someone mentioned Nickelback earlier,  but just doesn't satisfy the "works" requirement for me...)

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I have a Corolla, and I'm in total agreement/acceptance of it being the Matt Ellis of automobiles :thumbsup:

 

I'm thinking: Savage Garden.... the Matt Ellis of musical artists.  "Works but ain't very sexy.... Exceptionally ordinary."

 

(Someone mentioned Nickelback earlier,  but just doesn't satisfy the "works" requirement for me...)

Nickleback is the Brad Marchand of rock music. 

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Nickleback is the Brad Marchand of rock music. 

100 Real Life Things that could be Brad Marchand.....

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100 Real Life Things that could be Brad Marchand.....

The Hummer H2 is the Brad Marchand of Automobiles. 

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To me the Marchand of any liquor to be Tequila.  Ugh, I hate that ****.  

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To me the Marchand of any liquor to be Tequila.  Ugh, I hate that ****.  

You might be onto something here. 

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