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100 Real Life Things that could be Matt Ellis

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65. Country Crock, the Matt Ellis of buttery spreads

64. Spitting on your ######, the Matt Ellis of emergency ###### techniques.

 Country Crock...........that is some hardcore near-buttery Ellis-ness there. 

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61. Windows Phone, the Matt Ellis of smartphones.

Edited by MattPie

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58.  Whoever always opens the Complaint Thursday thread really, really late.  The Matt Ellis of moderators.

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If Matt Ellis is going to be a beer it's Labatt 52's or Bud Light in my book. Basically water with no flavor that takes forever to get your drunk

 

I wonder if X could expand on his contemplated criteria. I don't think the idea here is that Matt Ellis just sucks (like ultra-light beer does, in many situations).

 

That's why I went with the Corolla. A solid vehicle. Unspectacular. Doesn't have much get-up. Vaguely depressing to own, on some level.

 

60.  James K. Polk, the Matt Ellis of presidents.

 

Hmm. I really was thinking more like Fillmore.

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59.  Nickelback.  The Matt Ellis of rock music.

Well played  :lol:

55. Matt Cassel, the Matt Ellis of QB's

 

Should it be Meh Ellis?

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I wonder if X could expand on his contemplated criteria. I don't think the idea here is that Matt Ellis just sucks (like ultra-light beer does, in many situations).

 

That's why I went with the Corolla. A solid vehicle. Unspectacular. Doesn't have much get-up. Vaguely depressing to own, on some level.

 

 

Hmm. I really was thinking more like Fillmore.

Matt Ellis......It works, solid, good enough to do the job, and escape much notice. I think the Corolla, highly functional commuter car that lacks sexiness but delivers value over time, is the perfect Ellismobile.  

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Matt Ellis......It works, solid, good enough to do the job, and escape much notice. I think the Corolla, highly functional commuter car that lacks sexiness but delivers value over time, is the perfect Ellismobile.  

 

And that's why I didn't go with Fillmore, who is on many historians' worst-five lists.

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53. Non-Trump Jack - the Matt Ellis of Euchre Cards

 

:wub:   Euchre!  :wub:

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48. Buffalo Wings in any non-Buffalo City ... The Matt Ellis of regional favorites.

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