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If Matt Ellis is going to be a beer it's Labatt 52's or Bud Light in my book. Basically water with no flavor that takes forever to get your drunk

 

I wonder if X could expand on his contemplated criteria. I don't think the idea here is that Matt Ellis just sucks (like ultra-light beer does, in many situations).

 

That's why I went with the Corolla. A solid vehicle. Unspectacular. Doesn't have much get-up. Vaguely depressing to own, on some level.

 

60.  James K. Polk, the Matt Ellis of presidents.

 

Hmm. I really was thinking more like Fillmore.

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I wonder if X could expand on his contemplated criteria. I don't think the idea here is that Matt Ellis just sucks (like ultra-light beer does, in many situations).

 

That's why I went with the Corolla. A solid vehicle. Unspectacular. Doesn't have much get-up. Vaguely depressing to own, on some level.

 

 

Hmm. I really was thinking more like Fillmore.

Matt Ellis......It works, solid, good enough to do the job, and escape much notice. I think the Corolla, highly functional commuter car that lacks sexiness but delivers value over time, is the perfect Ellismobile.  

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Matt Ellis......It works, solid, good enough to do the job, and escape much notice. I think the Corolla, highly functional commuter car that lacks sexiness but delivers value over time, is the perfect Ellismobile.  

 

And that's why I didn't go with Fillmore, who is on many historians' worst-five lists.

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