MattPie Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Holy cow, my next post will be 10,000. Wonder what it should be. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattPie Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 17 hours ago, MattPie said: You're dumb, he's dumb, this whole court is dumb. I'll accept this as # 10,000, lol. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 She got loose again this evening. Our rescue mutt snuck through a door while we had it open to step outside. She bolted through and raced down the street. I received the frantic call from my wife when I was about 1 mile from home, returning from the office. She lost sight of the dog about 4 blocks from the house. We spent an hour crisscrossing the neighborhood trying to find her. About 7pm I found her in someone’s side yard 1 street over from where my wife lost sight of her. She came when called, but immediately went into catch me if you can mode. I knew not to chase her, and got her to follow me by simply walking away and giving her encouragement. A neighbor stepped out to see what the excitement was about. I asked him if he would open his backyard gate so I could lure her into his fenced yard. He did, And I got her to follow me into the fenced yard. Eureka! She was a muddy mess and got one hell of a bath when we got home. She’s snuggling with Mom now. That one is an escape artist. I need a cocktail. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogre Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 The maxillofacial surgeon is going to do her thing at 7am tomorrow. 5:45am arrival but I can’t sleep. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubkev Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 14 minutes ago, Weave said: She got loose again this evening. Our rescue mutt snuck through a door while we had it open to step outside. She bolted through and raced down the street. I received the frantic call from my wife when I was about 1 mile from home, returning from the office. She lost sight of the dog about 4 blocks from the house. We spent an hour crisscrossing the neighborhood trying to find her. About 7pm I found her in someone’s side yard 1 street over from where my wife lost sight of her. She came when called, but immediately went into catch me if you can mode. I knew not to chase her, and got her to follow me by simply walking away and giving her encouragement. A neighbor stepped out to see what the excitement was about. I asked him if he would open his backyard gate so I could lure her into his fenced yard. He did, And I got her to follow me into the fenced yard. Eureka! She was a muddy mess and got one hell of a bath when we got home. She’s snuggling with Mom now. That one is an escape artist. I need a cocktail. Yep... I have several "air locks" in my house to prevent my dogs from escaping. If I ever had company over, they'd think I was crazy. Good thing I don't ever have company over. Whenever we take the dogs to my parents house I'm on high alert. My father gives me *****in agita with his leaving the doors open every time he checks on the grill. The same guy who would yell at my brothers and I "you weren't raised in a barn!" Loves to leave doors open now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Collection Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 14 minutes ago, Ogre said: The maxillofacial surgeon is going to do her thing at 7am tomorrow. 5:45am arrival but I can’t sleep. Hope all goes as well as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampD Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 15 minutes ago, Ogre said: The maxillofacial surgeon is going to do her thing at 7am tomorrow. 5:45am arrival but I can’t sleep. Wishing you all the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norcal Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Ogre said: The maxillofacial surgeon is going to do her thing at 7am tomorrow. 5:45am arrival but I can’t sleep. Good luck and speedy recovery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabres Fan in NS Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 9 hours ago, Ogre said: The maxillofacial surgeon is going to do her thing at 7am tomorrow. 5:45am arrival but I can’t sleep. Best wishes to both of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 10 hours ago, Ogre said: The maxillofacial surgeon is going to do her thing at 7am tomorrow. 5:45am arrival but I can’t sleep. Hoping for the best outcome here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted March 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 European media report that Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered the house arrest of two senior Federal Security Service (FSB) officers. Colonel-General Sergei Beseda, Chief of the FSB’s “Fifth Service,” reportedly was detained along with his deputy, Anatoly Bolyuk, charged with providing flawed intelligence about Ukraine and their improper use of operational funds. Separately, Oleksiy Danilov, Ukraine’s national security council chief, claimed that several Russian generals have been fired. The implications portend more suffering yet to come, but likewise opportunities to increase pressure on the Russian leader from within. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampD Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 The Amazon "Buy It Now" button is evil. And awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubkev Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 1 hour ago, SwampD said: The Amazon "Buy It Now" button is evil. And awesome. It's fun when you're wife's card was the last one used and she just unknowingly bought me new stuff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted March 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 On 3/15/2022 at 9:50 PM, Ogre said: The maxillofacial surgeon is going to do her thing at 7am tomorrow. 5:45am arrival but I can’t sleep. How did it go? Sorry for the delayed reply... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogre Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 8 hours ago, PASabreFan said: How did it go? Sorry for the delayed reply... Surgery went as planned. She has 5 titanium plates holding her fractures together. There was no bone left in the floor of the right eye socket so they implanted some mesh. We have a titanium kinship now. Me in my spine and shoulders and her, the face. Long slow road from here but fortunately it’s mostly downhill. I had her sister here until midweek to help but now have the other sister here while I’m at work and she’s not as sharp as the other sister. The other sister actually stayed here and helped with the 3 hour meds over night but that’s all on me now. 13 hour days at work and getting up every 3 hours is a drag. The sweet silence of death seems dreamy at times. I try not to fret too much because I know my dose of silence will be here soon enough. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogre Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 I also despise my MIL. She is a fat, lazy, selfish alcoholic who belittles her husband who just had a stroke for forgetting things. She feeds him butter and bacon and sausage. I personally think she’s trying to kill him. She’s never been anyone or done anything but is critical of every move I make. Shut the ***** up you incompetent alcoholic trash bag. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampD Posted March 26, 2022 Report Share Posted March 26, 2022 (edited) You know you are getting old when Ice T is on your box of Cheerios. Edited March 26, 2022 by SwampD 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 Umm. Will Smith? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 5 hours ago, Eleven said: Umm. Will Smith? KEEP HIS NAME OUT YA F****N’ MOUTH!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubkev Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 Fake 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 8 minutes ago, ubkev said: Fake Maybe. What’s Chris Rock’s angle? Get much wanted attention I guess… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubkev Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 Just now, inkman said: Maybe. What’s Chris Rock’s angle? Get much wanted attention I guess… Two things would have happened of it were real. 1: All of the security guards in Hollywood would have stepped in. 2. Chris Rock would have immediately made a joke about Jada banging other dudes tonight while Will watches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 I don't think that was fake lol their interaction with Smith screaming afterwards seemed pretty real to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-90 W Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 Chris Rock screwing up his line after (saying they were there to present a documentary rather than Oscar) shows it was real. The only reason some think it was fake was because it was a slap rather than a punch, but that’s what Will Smith does. He also slapped a male reporter for kissing him on the cheek a few years back. Also, Will Smith initially laughed at the joke. If it was fake he would have pretended to be offended. His wife taking offense is what changed things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted March 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 Clearly (and brilliantly) staged. Chris might have a future as a WWF lackey. He can embellish a slap like a pro. Smith's a good actor, but seriously, that line didn't sound rehearsed and wasn't delivered histrionically? Human beings don't sound like that when enraged. Also, consider the camera placement and how seamlessly it was all produced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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