X. Benedict Posted September 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 If I have a bowl of Grape Nuts, and Wash it down with an RC Cola at the Motel 6 in Kansas Yes, Motel 6 works......................Motel 6 the official Hotelier of Matt Ellissness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Parcheesi.....The Matt Ellis of board games. Nicely done. The cashew - the Matt Ellis of mixed nuts. You, on the other hand, you have no idea. Matt Ellis would be the walnut. He's the filler, not the show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 The cashew - the Matt Ellis of mixed nuts. This is just...wrong. The cashew is the Gretzky of mixed nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 This is just...wrong. The cashew is the Gretzky of mixed nuts. Correct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 (edited) Zebco 33...the Matt Ellis of Fishing Reels This is just...wrong. The cashew is the Gretzky of mixed nuts. Zebco 33...the Matt Ellis of Fishing ReelsAwesome ... but isn't it the 303? This is just...wrong. The cashew is the Gretzky of mixed nuts. Also awesome ... Edited September 18, 2015 by Neo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted September 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Correct The Spanish Redskin Nut is my nomination for the better than no nut at all, Official Matt Ellis snack nut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 The appendix, the Matt Ellis of the human body Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 The appendix, the Matt Ellis of the human body And the cream rises. This is just...wrong. The cashew is the Gretzky of mixed nuts. Gretzky was a pecan, the nut of nuts. They don't make cashews into Thanksgiving pies. The cashew is a disgusting, meaty, oddly textured throw-in to all nut mixes. It's the most plentiful because it's the cheapest, and it's the cheapest because demand is so low for it. It's a of a nut. Walnuts have class. They're not pecans, but they stand head and shoulders above the freakin' cashew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 And the cream rises. Gretzky was a pecan, the nut of nuts. They don't make cashews into Thanksgiving pies. The cashew is a disgusting, meaty, oddly textured throw-in to all nut mixes. It's the most plentiful because it's the cheapest, and it's the cheapest because demand is so low for it. It's a ###### of a nut. Walnuts have class. They're not pecans, but they stand head and shoulders above the freakin' cashew. PASaberfan....The Matt Ellis of nut connoisseurs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 The semicolon, the Matt Ellis of punctuation marks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 'Godfather 3' .... The Matt Ellis of The Godfather Movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doohickie Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Jar Jar Binks: The Matt Ellis of Star Wars characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueBlueGED Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 The appendix, the Matt Ellis of the human body Perfect :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattPie Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 This is just...wrong. The cashew is the Gretzky of mixed nuts. Correct Gretzky was a pecan, the nut of nuts. They don't make cashews into Thanksgiving pies. The cashew is a disgusting, meaty, oddly textured throw-in to all nut mixes. It's the most plentiful because it's the cheapest, and it's the cheapest because demand is so low for it. It's a ###### of a nut. Walnuts have class. They're not pecans, but they stand head and shoulders above the freakin' cashew. Gretzky is the macadamia, you ignorant swine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudacek Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 PA I have enjoyed your opinions even at your crustiest. But the cashew is just one bridge too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGR4GM Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Deli Sliced Chicken, the Matt Ellis of meats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude_Verret Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 The appendix, the Matt Ellis of the human body Matt Ellis is vestigial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted September 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Casio........the official wristwatch of Matt Ellis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cereal Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 I have a Corolla, and I'm in total agreement/acceptance of it being the Matt Ellis of automobiles :thumbsup: I'm thinking: Savage Garden.... the Matt Ellis of musical artists. "Works but ain't very sexy.... Exceptionally ordinary." (Someone mentioned Nickelback earlier, but just doesn't satisfy the "works" requirement for me...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 I have a Corolla, and I'm in total agreement/acceptance of it being the Matt Ellis of automobiles :thumbsup: I'm thinking: Savage Garden.... the Matt Ellis of musical artists. "Works but ain't very sexy.... Exceptionally ordinary." (Someone mentioned Nickelback earlier, but just doesn't satisfy the "works" requirement for me...) Nickleback is the Brad Marchand of rock music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Nickleback is the Brad Marchand of rock music. 100 Real Life Things that could be Brad Marchand..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 100 Real Life Things that could be Brad Marchand..... The Hummer H2 is the Brad Marchand of Automobiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Ciroc, the Brad Marchand of liquor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasmus_ Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 (edited) To me the Marchand of any liquor to be Tequila. Ugh, I hate that ****. Edited September 18, 2015 by TheCerebral1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 To me the Marchand of any liquor to be Tequila. Ugh, I hate that ****. You might be onto something here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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