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Update: we're staying for trivia. I may drink enough to do this. Prove it: bench all of your players on teams with bad defenses.

I don't want to have your children. But I'm not saying I wouldn't. (I may be at an awkward happy hour for my partner's office and am drinking heavily to compensate for knowing none of her friends)

Juju could draft for you and you'd still lose. You are the Ryan O'Reilly of Sabrespace fantasy football.

It helps when you have the lowest points scored against you by like 200. You haven't faced any real competition yet. As soon as you face adversity, you'll crumble like the Sabres teams of yore. Some people named WildCard probably should try auto drafting.

The whole thing reeks of "you can't win with Phil Kessel" to me. Mostly I just wish I'd stop letting myself get sucked back into a useless debate.

I think Reinhart's lack of flash will generally leave him perpetually underappreciated.

Colorado made the playoffs with him more recently than the Sabres franchise has seen the postseason. The Blues missed the playoffs last season and this year have among the worst goaltending performances in the league. It's a hard sell that O'Reilly morphed their goaltenders to poo.

Don't be silly, being sad after losses negates all of that. All of it! 🙄

Don't watch it for Bruce Willis, watch it for Alan Rickman. I'm not going to give you *****, I just feel bad for you.

Get with the times! The Patriots are infinitely more hateable than the Dolphins. I think the best part was Belichick had Gronk out there playing safety on the final play, and Gronk would have made the tackle...except he stumbled turning his hips. Good times.

Know what doesn't make me sad? The Dolphins beating the Patriots on a lateral play.

This just makes me sad.

Josh Allen's legs > Sam Darnold's legs.

Counterpoint: Maybe Crossman should be an in-season coaching change.

Our special teams continues to be...subpar. This game needs more injuries.