sabills Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 If you remember President Nixon mostly as a Futurama character, Apollo 13 (the Tom Hanks movie) and cheered for the Sabres in the Cup finals (their second go round, or maybe just that time we made the playoffs in 2010), this is your thread. Otherwise, get lost old man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IKnowPhysics Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 Man, I'm so glad I'm not gonna die of natural causes next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 Man, I'm so glad I'm not gonna die of natural causes next week. It's going to be hard to top this but at least we have time on our side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnkirishone Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 unloading a bladder full of urine after a full nights sleep? priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubkev Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 I mowed the lawn while listening to my Sony Walkman (yeah, the tape player was eventually replaced by the CD player, which has been replaced by a second generation ipod, which has been replaced by my phone. But still! Tunes while mowing the lawn!) I remember picking up the phone only to hear that awful digital shrieking then followed by my dad screaming "HANG UP THE PHONE I'M ON AMERICA ONLINE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 I was able to read the Harry Potter books without cataract surgery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 (edited) Man, I'm so glad I'm not gonna die of natural causes next week. I was able to read the Harry Potter books without cataract surgery Killing it :lol: So nobody here has wet dreams about Reagan or Cindy Lauper? If you remember President Nixon mostly as a Futurama character, Apollo 13 (the Tom Hanks movie) and cheered for the Sabres in the Cup finals (their second go round, or maybe just that time we made the playoffs in 2010), this is your thread. Otherwise, get lost old man! Also, the thread title and this post were both amazing Edited August 6, 2016 by WildCard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJFIVEOH Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 This isn't fair at all. I'm a gen X'er and I get stuck with the millennials and gen Z'ers while the over-the-hill gang gets its own group? It's a conspiracy I tell you.......... CONSPIRACY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 This isn't fair at all. I'm a gen X'er and I get stuck with the millennials and gen Z'ers while the over-the-hill gang gets its own group? It's a conspiracy I tell you.......... CONSPIRACY! We are mos def stuck in the middle, JJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampD Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 What if I'm under fifty, but self-identify as an over 50er? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkard Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 What if I'm under fifty, but self-identify as an over 50er? Then you can pee where you want to, just not in North Carolina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampD Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 Then you can pee where you want to, just not in North Carolina. Like in my pants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 Killing it :lol: So nobody here has wet dreams about Reagan or Cindy Lauper? Also, the thread title and this post were both amazing It's Cyndi and I probably did, but I still belong here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Flagg Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 I was able to read the Harry Potter books without cataract surgeryonly 90s kids will remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwksndmonster Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 (edited) I pee sitting down. Not because of the relief it brings my joints, but because I WANT TO. Edited August 6, 2016 by qwksndmonster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norcal Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 I pee several streams, I never know which one is gonna hit the toilet. My gf would prolly prefer I sit down to pee but i'm a man. A stubborn one at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kas23 Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 I'm under 50. What's a DM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 I pee sitting down. Not because of the relief it brings my joints, but because I WANT TO. Men don't pee sitting down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 (edited) Men don't pee sitting down Men who wake up at 6 am, needing to piss, who don't want to fully wake up by putting on eyeglasses and turning on lights, hoping for another 30 mins of sleep, definitely piss sitting down. Source: self. I think what you meant to say is that men don't pee. We piss. Edited August 6, 2016 by Eleven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJFIVEOH Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 Men that sit down to piss, aren't allowed to use the word 'piss'. :angel: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Buffalo Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 (edited) I got rotor routed for first time, put if off for two years, 4 polyups removed last week, PSAs were .6, Having my bladder sono'd in 3 months but so far all checks out well and can still piss standing up. Back into playing beer league hockey 2 games 2 assists and 1 goal, three knock down hits... while still getting my skating legs under me subbing for the iceholes and full time playing for Jameson after the wiskey. Captain is an irishman... Jimmy Kelly-- hence the name. All is good so far.! Edited August 6, 2016 by North Buffalo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJFIVEOH Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 I'm under 50. What's a DM? Don't feel bad, I was wondering the same thing. We are mos def stuck in the middle, JJ. That's pretty much the definition of a Gen X'er, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doohickie Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 I'm under 50. What's a DM? Leave to an old guy to steer you kids straight: Doc Martens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwksndmonster Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 Men don't pee sitting downYou don't have to live in fear, Hank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 I'm under 50. What's a DM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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