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I just heard on the local rochester news that a Yotes announcer was arrested when he bit a cop in a local casino last night!! Is that true?!

 

Someone posted a twitter / Buffalo News item about it here.

In a strange twist Nick Boyton went Tyson on a BPD officers finger, guess all these Yote games made him snap;

 

http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/police-blotter/boynton-former-nhl-player-detained-after-allegedly-biting-officer-at-buffalo-casino-20150326

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"He's the devil, Pegula's the devil!" echoed the shouts around the HSBC Arena pavilion, cutting the brand-new owner of the Buffalo Sabres off in mid-sentence.


 


"He's going to lose on purpose! He's going to lose on purpose!"


 


"The worst team in hockey two years in a row!"


 


As every head spun around and Terry Pegula's mouth fell open, Mike Gilbert whispered into his sleeve, "Take him down" while at the same time he mentally cursed the decision to accept the lowest bid on arena security.


 


"Darcy, he'll be a Coyote, he'll be a Coyote! And the Sabres fans will be cheering for them, against the Sabres. They'll be cheering for the Coyotes! Against the Sabres! In this building!"


 


"And Darcy will be a Coyote!"


 


"A Coyote! Ahhhhh ooooooooooo! Ahhhhhhh ooooooo!" howled the intruder, clad in a camo jacket, "Miller Saves But Jesus Scores on the Rebound From Center Point Through a Screen" t-shirt and filthy black knit cap.


 


"Tell them, Harrington. Tell them how wrong it is! Miiiiikkeeeee!"


 


"Ryan Vinz will suit up! Watch him. Someone watch him. Watch his equipment. It'll be in his office! Battista will tell him. Battista!"


 


"Ahhhhh oooooooo!"


 


As Mike and Nacho, security thugs, closed in, the bedraggled man got in as much as he could.


 


"And there'll be a sweater with blue on the front and gold on the backkkkkkkkk" he shouted as batons and fists came raining down on him.


 


"Worlds will collide! Worlds will collide! Nolan, LaFontaine, they're all in on it!"


 


"Pegula's the devil. There will be a trial! There will be a..." His words would become muffled as they tried to make his face a permanent part of the cold, hard concourse floor.


 


Hauntingly, one more sentence escaped into the air. "They're going to murder the Buffalo Sabres. Ahhh ooooo!"


 


With that, the poor bastard was choked out and dragged unconscious onto Perry St., never to be seen again.


 


"Gee whiz, seems one of my fellow Keystone Staters dropped in to say hi," said Pegula to laughs and a standing ovation.


 


Furiously taking notes, Harrington did not stand.

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I just heard on the local rochester news that a Yotes announcer was arrested when he bit a cop in a local casino last night!! Is that true?!

 

Yes it's true.  Boynton, former Bruin.

 

It figures.

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Vets better miss the net on every shot.  Spare me the "pro athletes aren't wired that way" BS.  Who here isn't pro at their job and hasn't mailed in a day at work?  I'm looking at Gionta especially (already has like 30 million dollars, and a cup), Moulson, Ennis, who else?   Kids, try hard, makes sense, pad stats for contract.

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It's pretty much a coin toss on what you'll get from either guy.  Don't see the issue w/ it either way.  (More technically, I get why he's got an issue w/ it; just think the issue is misguided.)

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