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Jack Eichel's Hair "Eliteness"

What do you think of Jack's Doo?   

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  1. 1. Is Jack's Hair "Elite"

    • Obviously
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    • Too soon to tell
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    • He needs to improve his defense
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    • He's doing the best he can with little orphan annie limitations
      18
    • Does Samson like it
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    • He should switch to Jagr's curly mullet
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It's elite in its ridiculousness. He really ought to just give in and just let it all grow out to a lovely flow.

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12 minutes ago, inkman said:

Would you say elite?  Say it!  Say it!  Agree with me!  Validate my opinion in a pointless "fun" thread.  

 

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7 minutes ago, Eleven said:

He has the worst hair of any hockey player I ever have seen.  @inkman has better hair.

The clinging to hair when you are balding severely look is always, always the worst. 

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1 hour ago, Eleven said:

He has the worst hair of any hockey player I ever have seen.  @inkman has better hair.

Disagree. It gets to a point where something is so bad ... that it crosses over into awesomeness.

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At least there is an option that I feel comfortable in casting my vote for now.

Thanks, Inky, Annie it is.

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53 minutes ago, That Aud Smell said:

Disagree. It gets to a point where something is so bad ... that it crosses over into awesomeness.

The kids call that having "un-swag swag". Personally I think he should go brush-cut or a high-top fade. Anything but that disaster he's sporting now.

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22 minutes ago, Slack_in_MA said:

The kids call that having "un-swag swag". Personally I think he should go brush-cut or a high-top fade. Anything but that disaster he's sporting now.

 

5 hours ago, That Aud Smell said:

 

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Cropped up on the sides and back -- a little flourished mop up top. Solid look. Fairly spectacular given how unruly his hair is.

@Slack_in_MA Did you even look at his latest cut?  I mean I think the kid is doing the best he can with what the good Lord gave him.  

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3 hours ago, Eleven said:

He has the worst hair of any hockey player I ever have seen.  @inkman has better hair.

Might I remind you I had the ragingest of mullets 30 years ago. 

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8 hours ago, inkman said:

 

@Slack_in_MA Did you even look at his latest cut?  I mean I think the kid is doing the best he can with what the good Lord gave him.  

Nope. Hadn't seen that. Kinda what I was talking about.

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On 12/1/2019 at 3:25 PM, inkman said:

Can someone shoot this thread into the sun?  

I think I'm going to go live in a cave and eat bugs.  Sounds much better than arguing if a guy playing a kids game has hair awesome enough to be considered a completely subjective term. Buh-bye. 

 

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17 minutes ago, inkman said:

Surprised it took you this long.  😄

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32 minutes ago, inkman said:

Surprised it took you this long.  😄

Don't you just love that moment where he gets the joke?

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On 12/3/2019 at 3:51 PM, shrader said:

You'd grow a curly mohawk if you could.  Don't deny it.

That's what I think he should roll with.  A frohawk, or a mofro as I like to call it. 

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This thread is complete BS. How can a mullet be an option and not be winning? Is this even a hockey forum? Some of you here need to educate yourself on the sport...

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50 minutes ago, #freejame said:

This thread is complete BS. How can a mullet be an option and not be winning? Is this even a hockey forum? Some of you here need to educate yourself on the sport...

I personally don't believe he'd be able to pull off the mullet.  Maybe a rat tail but that's debatable.

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54 minutes ago, Indabuff said:

I personally don't believe he'd be able to pull off the mullet.  Maybe a rat tail but that's debatable.

Maybe not a traditional mullet but a jerry curl mullet would not be out of the realm of possibility. 

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2 hours ago, Indabuff said:

That's what I think he should roll with.  A frohawk, or a mofro as I like to call it. 

I work with a guy who has one of these. It’s pretty badass. That’s actually a great idea for Jack.

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4 hours ago, Indabuff said:

That's what I think he should roll with.  A frohawk, or a mofro as I like to call it. 

 

1 hour ago, SwampD said:

I work with a guy who has one of these. It’s pretty badass. That’s actually a great idea for Jack.

Isn't that exactly what he had all season prior to this week's Doo?

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