Eleven Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 As many of you know, I often change my user name to Santa Claus around this time of year and write a (what I find to be) clever little poem. This year is a little different. Due to my appearance as Apostrophe Crusader on September 25, and due to Sabrespace thinking that there are only 30 days in October, I am not allowed to change my user name. I also am not feeling particularly clever today. So I want to just wish you all a merry Christmas. In the secular sense; whether you're Christian, of another faith, or of no faith at all. You're all wonderful people and I hope you all have a wonderful day tomorrow, and I hope you also have a wonderful New Year's Day (again regardless of faith) a week from tomorrow. And GO SABRES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Surely the mods could make an exception and allow you to continue this Sabrespace tradition. I for one would like our yearly Christmas story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubkev Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Thank you eleven. Merry Christmas to you and all of sabrespace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted December 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Surely the mods could make an exception and allow you to continue this Sabrespace tradition. I for one would like our yearly Christmas story. I messaged someone back in late September. The rules are the rules. It may be that the software makes the rules! Who knows? If you want a short poem: There once was a man called Carter Who was well known to be a good farter On Christmas he came And questioned my name And now his posts are non-starters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 I messaged someone back in late September. The rules are the rules. It may be that the software makes the rules! Who knows? If you want a short poem: There once was a man called Carter Who was well known to be a good farter On Christmas he came And questioned my name And now his posts are non-starters. The machines make the rules! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewookie1 Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry Christmas everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Surely the mods could make an exception and allow you to continue this Sabrespace tradition. I for one would like our yearly Christmas story. Same here. But, I always look forward to Eleven starting this thread, and I'm glad he did. Merry Christmas Eleven, and the rest of SS :beer: :beer: I messaged someone back in late September. The rules are the rules. It may be that the software makes the rules! Who knows? If you want a short poem: There once was a man called Carter Who was well known to be a good farter On Christmas he came And questioned my name And now his posts are non-starters. I'll take it :thumbsup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Ho ho ho. Santa was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabresince70 Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry Christmas/ Happy Holidays to all. I hope all of you on the road or in the air, have safe travels! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted December 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 (edited) Well, what the hell. It's midnight and I'm not sleeping anyway. So, here's to the last of my Maker's and to the last of my waning creativity: It's twelve o'clock on a Christmas day The regular crowd shuffles in I'm finally allowed to change my name But ###### it, I'm all out of gin. You all say you want a Christmas song But I am all out of ideas Still, in the keeping of tradition, I'm trying to keep it all reals (wow what a ###### rhyme) La, la didi da La la didi da, da dum Sing us a song, you're the Christmas man Sing us a song tonight 'Cause we're all in the mood for a parody And we're drinking and feeling all right Now d4rk at the bar, he's a friend of mine He dates this girl called Josie And qwk takes a toke and NS tells a joke But the playoffs is where we'd rather be Deluca is trying to kill me As we debate here on Sabrespace And Yeichel could be a superstar If the Sabs could get out of last place La, la didi da La la didi da, da dum Sing us a song, you're the Christmas man Sing us a song tonight 'Cause we're all in the mood for a parody And we're drinking and feeling all right PA is a Sabrespace realist Who never had time for some joy And he's talking with WildCard Who's still trying to get it hard While Chz is just playing coy. And freeman is practicing politics While trying not to seem so far right And he's talkin' with Hoss, who thinks he's a boss, But Glass Case's points take the night Sing us a song, you're the Christmas man Sing us a song tonight 'Cause we're all in the mood for a parody And we're drinking and feeling all right It's a pretty good crowd for Christmas day, and SDS gives me a smile 'Cause he knows that it's me you've been waiting to see to forget about life for a while AND THE ARENA SOUNDS LIKE A CARNIVAL (yeah right) As Drunkard drinks another beer Taro's at the bar, and ink's got a new car, But, at the end, we're all still here. Sing us a song, you're the Christmas man Sing us a song tonight 'Cause we're all in the mood for a parody And we're drinking and feeling all right Merry Christmas, all of you. As always, I wish I could have worked more names in. Edited December 25, 2015 by Santa Claus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 (edited) I look forward to it every year Eleven, made my Christmas with that post, thanks :lol: :beer: And Chz, to be fair I've had a lot to drink tonight. Edited December 25, 2015 by WildCard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted December 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 (edited) I look forward to it every year Eleven, made my Christmas with that post, thanks :lol: :beer: And Chz, to be fair I've had a lot to drink tonight. Who/what is Eleven? I think that means elf in German. Also, I'm out of Maker's. WTF?! Edited December 25, 2015 by Santa Claus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Buffalo Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry Christmas from the xray dept in New Rochelle, dont want to see you on my table tonight. Merry Christmas and be safe out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doohickie Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 A thrill of hope, the weary world rejoices, for yonder breaks a new and glorious morn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudacek Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 A thrill of hope, the weary world rejoices, for yonder breaks a new and glorious morn.AmenMerry Christmas Sabrespace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted December 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Amen Merry Christmas Sabrespace. Appropriate pic for the full moon tonight, too. A thrill of hope, the weary world rejoices, for yonder breaks a new and glorious morn. This is beautiful. It's certainly much better than a crappy parody of Piano Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doohickie Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 This is beautiful. When our choir sang it in church tonight it gave me goosebumps and brought me to tears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Crotch Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry X-Mas from San Francisco. Ho Ho Hosanna. Fa ra ra ra rah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted December 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 When our choir sang it in church tonight it gave me goosebumps and brought me to tears. It's a weird church that sings crappy parodies of Piano Man, but hey, who am I to judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry christmas guys :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doohickie Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 It's a weird church that sings crappy parodies of Piano Man, but hey, who am I to judge? Dude, just leave a tender moment alone, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabel79 Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 I am not a religious person. Ten years ago I'd have railed angrily about how dumb I find Christmas and all that's associated with it to be (and it likely would have gone on from there). A few years ago a strange thing happened, though. I watched my daughter open her presents on Christmas morning, the first Christmas she was really aware of what was going on. Watching her joy, feeling the magic she was sure was responsible for everything under that tree, and in spite of myself getting into it with her was amazing. Since then, I've loved every second of it, as I'm watching it through her eyes. In a world with so much crazy surrounding us the last vestiges of the innocence of childhood are something to be protected at all costs. This morning was rough. I'm working a day shift, had to be in at 7. Fortunately the Kiddo's a trooper and was up at five and away we went. Hurt a bit to have to leave them, but grateful as heck for the time I had and how fortunate we truly are. Hopefully everyone takes every and all opportunity at this time, and every time, to spread a bit of love however we choose to do it, and to appreciate the love we all are shown. Merry Christmas, everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry Christmas to all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabres Fan in NS Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Thanks Santa. I knew you would do it. My one wish this Christmas, as it is every Christmas and every other day for that matter, is ... Peace. I wish everyone a blessed Christmas and a tranquil / peaceful and healthy 2016. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woods-racer Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry Christmas to all! Hanging out waiting to Skype with family. Our timing is up to a 3 year old's mood swings. Wouldn't have it any other way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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