Doohickie Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Okay, so we've seen all the preseason previews, the assessments of new players, and we're ready for the season. Now it's time to go out on a limb and make THE prediction before they start playing.... what do you think will happen this coming season that will be the biggest surprise? I'll go first: Ales Kotalik starts in Rochester but is an early callup as a result of injury to a Sabres forward. He will score 20 goals during the games and get his shoot-out groove back, scoring 6 after OT expires. Next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 The Sabres coaches finally decide that playing Vanek in front of the net on the PP is the DUMBEST idea in the history of the PP, and they move him to the wing on the PP where he will flourish and hit the 50 goal mark for the first time. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spndnchz Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 It's a year to remember when all the players put together an album like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-Ws37sUj4A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpandean Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Nathan Gerbe will break Bill Mosienko's 59 year old record for the fastest three goals, scoring three in 21 seconds in third period of a 4-3 loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfreeman Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Miller's new wife will find herself simultaneously repulsed by and attracted to Kaleta. A sex tape will be leaked and locker room fireworks will ensue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Amerk Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 The Sabres convince the Bruins to give them Chara in exchange for Shaoenwne Morrrisssonn. Ruff promptly places both Myers and Chara in front of goalies on the PP, creating the ultimate screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnkirishone Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Lindy Ruff gets fed up with some of his players and signs papers to unretire. Then the next night gets a gordie howe hat trick and verbally berates his players whilest waving his stick in their face in a intimidating way screaming THATS HOW YOU EFFING PLAY THIS GAME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cereal Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Pics of chz are leaked on the board; debate on their legitimacy ensues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
korab rules Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Lindy Ruff gets fed up with some of his players and signs papers to unretire. Then the next night gets a gordie howe hat trick and verbally berates his players whilest waving his stick in their face in a intimidating way screaming THATS HOW YOU EFFING PLAY THIS GAME Which results in a criminal investigation into his sexually suggestive/abusive coaching tactics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 PA starts posting again, causing unfamiliar new users to lose their minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Pics of chz are leaked on the board; debate on their legitimacy ensues. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWGYTHK3E30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 PA starts posting again, causing unfamiliar new users to lose their minds. lol, yes. where is that grumpy ol' bastid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 lol, yes. where is that grumpy ol' bastid? Enjoying the finer things in life. Like Twitter. Also, Cereal screwed me up. This is supposed to be UNlikely predictions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjag Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 The Sabres coaches finally decide that playing Vanek in front of the net on the PP is the DUMBEST idea in the history of the PP, and they move him to the wing on the PP where he will flourish and hit the 50 goal mark for the first time. :rolleyes: A-freaking-men Now mine... Darcy Regier pulls the trigger on a number 1 center shipping Myers off in a trade... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorspikes51 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Derek Roy: 95 points Kotalik returns to Sabre form and winds up near 20 goals. Plays point on PP. Miller: LEAGUE MVP. Yes I said league..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattPie Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWGYTHK3E30 Well played! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deluca67 Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 The Sabres have to postpone their Feb 8th home game against the Bruins due to damages to the arena caused by the Super Bowl parade earlier that day celebrating the Bills 21-19 victory over the Detroit Lions. You wanted unlikely. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGR4GM Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 The Sabres coaches finally decide that playing Vanek in front of the net on the PP is the DUMBEST idea in the history of the PP, and they move him to the wing on the PP where he will flourish and hit the 50 goal mark for the first time. :rolleyes: If this happens I would be so happy. Honestly you could park goose in front of the net and get the same result. Please let Labatt be right Nathan Gerbe gets a canister of toxic ooze dumped on him causing him to grow 1 foot and add 40lbs of muscle. He then switches to and becomes a dominating center known as the Gerbenator and throws down a 100pt season Or Pegula uses his vast resources to create a toxic ooze that Gerbe drinks and the same results occur... (see above) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Am I the only person that saw this thread title and thought it referred to something like "Ed Schultz predicts big Bachmann win in November 2012" or "Carlos Santana predicts Menudo to have #1 hit by Christmas?" :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudacek Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 If this means things that nobody expects to happen, but are nonetheless possible... Ryan Miller struggles with injuries and inconsistency, with numbers in the bottom half of the league... Jhonas Enroth looks very much like Patty Lalime in relief... In a move reminiscent of Henrik Sedin, Derek Roy graduates from good to great in his 28th year, and spends the year flirting with the NHL's top-10 scorers list... Two-thirds of the way through the season, fans suddenly realize that Andrej Sekera has been the team's best defenceman... Gerbe and Ennis show their size and spend time in the press box... Drew Stafford leads the team with more than 40 goals... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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