Eleven Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 There are three types of cake: 1. Chocolate cake. This includes variants. 2. Carrot cake. 3. Cakes that I am not interested in eating or even acknowledging. These are base, inferior cakes. Dismiss them from my gaze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted March 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Almond olive oil cake! http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/giada-de-laurentiis/almond-citrus-olive-oil-cake-recipe.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueBlueGED Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 There are three types of cake: 1. Chocolate cake. This includes variants. 2. Carrot cake. 3. Cakes that I am not interested in eating or even acknowledging. These are base, inferior cakes. Dismiss them from my gaze. There are two type of food opinions: 1. Those that are valid 2. Eleven's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabills Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 I got some hot takes on cakes: Neither cheese cake nor ice creme cakes are cakes. And if you get fondant anywhere near my cake you can just throw it out; I don't need 2 inches of Elmer's Glue on top of my dessert #buttercreme4lyfe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 I got some hot takes on cakes: Neither cheese cake nor ice creme cakes are cakes. And if you get fondant anywhere near my cake you can just throw it out; I don't need 2 inches of Elmer's Glue on top of my dessert #buttercreme4lyfe I'll agree with you on ice cream cake. It's just ice cream in cake form. But cheese cake? Them's fightin words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 There are three types of cake: 1. Chocolate cake. This includes variants. 2. Carrot cake. 3. Cakes that I am not interested in eating or even acknowledging. These are base, inferior cakes. Dismiss them from my gaze. C'mon. No love for yellow with chocolate frosting? I got some hot takes on cakes: Neither cheese cake nor ice creme cakes are cakes. #CAKEHOTTAKES! I think it's a fair debate: Is cheese cake, in fact, a "cake?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biodork Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 C'mon. No love for yellow with chocolate frosting? #CAKEHOTTAKES! I think it's a fair debate: Is cheese cake, in fact, a "cake?" I'd say no for the purposes of this argument (my feelings on cake are restricted to the spongy type and not simply cake-shaped desserts), but I'm sure others will disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 (edited) And Google agrees (that it's a fair question). Edited March 4, 2016 by That Aud Smell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubkev Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 I got some hot takes on cakes: And if you get fondant anywhere near my cake you can just throw it out; I don't need 2 inches of Elmer's Glue on top of my dessert #buttercreme4lyfe And that's why wedding cakes are f'n gross! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Oh, and with apologies for my misspelling in the picture file above (cheesecake is ONE word), the first return you get from that search sayeth: With a minor change in appearance, any pastry that is a crumb crust filled with custard and baked, in my mind, is a pie. The addition of cream cheese is no more a disqualifier than the addition of bourbon would be. So, in short, a cheesecake is a pie. It can also be a cake, but it can't not be a pie.Aug 21, 2009 Cheesecake or Cheesepie? - FineCooking.comwww.finecooking.com/item/11489/cheesecake-or-cheesepie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabills Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 I'll agree with you on ice cream cake. It's just ice cream in cake form. But cheese cake? Them's fightin words. Its delicious. its not cake. Ice cream cake is ice cream in cake form. Cheese cake is cream cheese in cake form. If I take mash potatoes and shape them into a cake form its not a cake. Cakes are baked. They involve flour. They rise. Cheese "cake" is more accurately described as "cream cheese pie". Oh, and with apologies for my misspelling in the picture file above (cheesecake is ONE word), the first return you get from that search sayeth: With a minor change in appearance, any pastry that is a crumb crust filled with custard and baked, in my mind, is a pie. The addition of cream cheese is no more a disqualifier than the addition of bourbon would be. So, in short, a cheesecake is a pie. It can also be a cake, but it can't not be a pie.Aug 21, 2009 Cheesecake or Cheesepie? - FineCooking.comwww.finecooking.com/item/11489/cheesecake-or-cheesepie See?! I didn't even look it up! And that's why wedding cakes are f'n gross! Agreed. Gotta go with the butter creme for wedding cakes. Its more expensive but sooo worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Websters: a : a breadlike food made from a dough or batter that is usually fried or baked in small flat shapes and is often unleavenedb : a sweet baked food made from a dough or thick batter usually containing flour and sugar and often shortening, eggs, and a raising agent (as baking powder)c : a flattened usually round mass of food that is baked or fried <a fish cake> a : a block of compacted or congealed matter <a cake of ice>b : a hard or brittle layer or deposit : something easily done <after so much studying, the test was cake> Urban Dictionary: A woman's booty - Damn! Did you see the cake on that fine mami? Money, as in what pays the billz - I gotta hustle for my cake. I think technically cheesecake is actually a pudding. Could be wrong, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 There are two type of food opinions: 1. Those that are valid 2. Eleven's Guards! Take him to the tower! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJFIVEOH Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 I made Cocoa Krispy treats last night, does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Technically, anything baked is a form of pie, anyway: http://imgur.com/Q002wkb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJFIVEOH Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Cool, I'm gonna have me some Texas Toast pie with my spaghetti tonight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueBlueGED Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Guards! Take him to the tower! I have powerful allies! They'll come for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 I have powerful allies! They'll come for me! Ignore him. He's already been deposed. He's not even a figurehead at this point. He didn't even make it out of the donut thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyldnwoody44 Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 First off... Carrots or other vegetables should never be In a cake, simply disgusting Whipped frosting is the way to go, I can go to town on a Tops 1/4 sheet cake with whipped icing and gel writing, doesn't even matter what is says or if it's a ninja turtle cake on a random Wednesday. German chocolate cake is delicious That is all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogre Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 When I first saw this thread title I though it was about the band. Nope. I'm a pie guy. Mrs. iT makes mini pies for me to bake at will so I will never be desperate enough to eat cake. She's a big fan though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doohickie Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 Is Cake the band allowed in here? Mmmmmm. You beat me to it. Thank you. This is one of my favorite Cake videos. And this is something my wife whipped up last year: Red Velvet Cheesecake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJFIVEOH Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 If that's cheesecake, it has to weigh 35 pounds. Anybody ever make jello cake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 Whipped frosting is the way to go, I can go to town on a Tops 1/4 sheet cake with whipped icing and gel writing, doesn't even matter what is says or if it's a ninja turtle cake on a random Wednesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doohickie Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 If that's cheesecake, it has to weigh 35 pounds.+ Two layers of cheesecake, three layers of red velvet, with cream cheese frosting. Anybody ever make jello cake? My grandmother used to make it all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunomatic Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 Anyone ever have a Nanaimo bar ? Technically it prolly ain't a cake but if its sweet and cut into squares I consider it a cake. It was invented here in Nanaimo and is absofrickinlutely delicious. Look it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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