woods-racer Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Once told a girl "Gee your hair smells terrific!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob_sauve28 Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Once told a girl "Gee your hair smells terrific!" Woods wants to be an Army air born Ranger, he wants to live a life a fear and danger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Once told a girl "Gee your hair smells terrific!" Would never say,"I enjoy your fragrance". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Inky was originally cast for the role of Winston in Ghostbusters, but had to give it up due to scheduling conflicts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyldnwoody44 Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Shrader is actually the bad guy from the ninja turtles.... He just can't spell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josie Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) Kruppstahl's momma has dick holes in her underwear I'm sorry, does dick holes mean holes in her undies from having a dick or from exterior dick s penetrating said undies? Or is there just a gent named Dick Holes wearing her undergarments? Anyways. Wyldnwoody. He's named that because he likes to jump out of the bushes in public parks completely naked popping a rager. He's illegal in 5 states and generally under probation. Edited June 10, 2015 by Josie914 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Shrader is actually the bad guy from the ninja turtles.... He just can't spell Woody has Springville NYs coolest ant farm, which he displays at his annual garage sale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pastajoe Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 X. Benedict shared a bunk with Pope Benedict when they were Hitler Yourh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) X. Benedict shared a bunk with Pope Benedict when they were Hitler Yourh. Pastajoe successfully defended the doctoral dissertation, "A Statistical Analysis of Totalitarian Regimes and the Supression of Brunch Buffet Choices in the 20th Century." Edited June 10, 2015 by X. Benedict Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Auditioned for the role of Rachel green on friends, was sad when he got rejected because he had a penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LTS Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Was arrested for mopery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woods-racer Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Was originally arrested for indecent exposure at a New Kids on the Block concert, but was able to plea bargain to get the charges reduced to mopery, this is how LTS knows what mopery is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjag Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Was originally arrested for indecent exposure at a New Kids on the Block concert, but was able to plea bargain to get the charges reduced to mopery, this is how LTS knows what mopery is. Has lost every pinewood derby he has entered. Now officially 0-8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattPie Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) WJAG is a Walmart Judge And Greeter. You do not want to be in Walmart Court when he's on the bench. Edited June 10, 2015 by MattPie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 I'm sorry, does dick holes mean holes in her undies from having a dick or from exterior dick s penetrating said undies? Or is there just a gent named Dick Holes wearing her undergarments? :lol: yes, yes, maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 :lol: yes, yes, maybe Inkman's Summer ride is a Vespa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biodork Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Inkman's Summer ride is a Vespa. Weave's summer ride is a segway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Weave's summer ride is a segway. Biodork's Summer ride is this guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Biodork's Summer ride is this guy Weave used this picture to blackmail his boss into a promotion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biodork Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Biodork's Summer ride is this guy :lol: I liked the email version without the picture better. Good Lord. Weave used this picture to blackmail his boss into a promotion. X.B. took that picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kruppstahl Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) Biodork is not a dork, nor does she know anything about biology. She also does not reside in central Pennsylvania. She definitely has no affiliation with Penn State University or any other university for that matter. The chemical compound reference to caffeine in her avatar is only there to cast an illusion of scientific literacy. The reality is that she flunked freshman biology in high school and didn't do much better in chemistry. After her IQ test produced a score of "mildly above room temperature" she decided she just wanted to "make people laugh" for a living. She was, in fact, last seen on a bus from Flin Flon to Medicine Hat peddling cheap Chinese Rolex knock-offs for $30 a pop while sporting a vintage Winnipeg Jets sweater. Some have suggested she may, in fact, be a native of Manitoba. Others have suggested she is evil incarnate. Still others suggest she does not exist and in fact, never existed at all. Edited June 10, 2015 by Kruppstahl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biodork Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 Biodork is not a dork, nor does she know anything about biology. She also does not reside in central Pennsylvania. She definitely has no affiliation with Penn State University or any other university for that matter. The chemical compound reference to caffeine in her avatar is only there to cast an illusion of scientific literacy. The reality is that she flunked freshman biology in high school and didn't do much better in chemistry. After her IQ test produced a score of "mildly above room temperature" she decided she just wanted to "make people laugh" for a living. She was, in fact, last seen on a bus from Flin Flon to Medicine Hat peddling cheap Chinese Rolex knock-offs for $30 a pop while sporting a vintage Winnipeg Jets sweater. Some have suggested she may, in fact, be a native of Manitoba. Others have suggested she is evil incarnate. Still others suggest she does not exist and in fact, never existed at all. :lol: Kruppstahl's family owns a McDonald's franchise. To his immortal shame, he can never admit to them that: 1) he has a bizarre attraction to Grimace, and 2) he prefers Arby's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pastajoe Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 Bio dork uses dial-up on a Commodore 64. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyldnwoody44 Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 Pasta Joe eats play-doh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Amerk Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 WyldnWoody is Nick Cannon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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