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No honey dip/glazed votes? Man that's Chris Drury right there. No frills, straight forward donut. I could eat 50 at a time.

 

Only the Timbits with the raisin in it. They are addicting.

 

Bavarian Cream is the only choice. You can eat it for a meal...they still hold til the next day....they don't make a mess.....slam dunk.

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Of all people, I can't believe you'd make Jochen Hecht your captain.

 

I will give you the Cinnamon for the fall....just like I'd let Mike Grier be captain in February.

 

I love going to Mayer Bros. and getting the combo.. gallon of cider, apple pie, and dozen doughnuts (cinnamon, powdered, plain), for like $15.

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I will give you the Cinnamon for the fall....just like I'd let Mike Grier be captain in February.

 

I love going to Mayer Bros. and getting the combo.. gallon of cider, apple pie, and dozen doughnuts (cinnamon, powdered, plain), for like $15.

 

There's your top line right there.

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I will give you the Cinnamon for the fall....just like I'd let Mike Grier be captain in February.

 

I love going to Mayer Bros. and getting the combo.. gallon of cider, apple pie, and dozen doughnuts (cinnamon, powdered, plain), for like $15.

 

You have a good point there. Cinnamon really isn't competitive without the juice. He might get away with it for a while, but eventually USADA will get him. They always do.

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This whole Bavarian/Boston Cream thing is nucking futs. Who wants a donut with about a 90% chance I look like I just finished a gay porn shoot? Not to mention the 100% certainty I'll make chocolate somewhere on my face. The taste is ok but nothing special. I can think of half a dozen donuts I'd rather have captain my donut team:

 

Glazed

Chocolate glazed

Jelly filled powdered

Jelly filled glazed

Any holiday type donut

Cruller

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I'm late to the party here, and I'm fairly confident my answer will not be acceptable to many, but I would go with the chocolate munchkin.

 

Even worse: I don't really like donuts.

 

Unless, that is, funnel cake/fried dough (like what you get at a county fair) counts -- that stuff is great.

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My good God. This is a whole different debate but how does she wipe her asss with those talons ?

 

My favorite is a walnut crunch. Close second is the maple whatdoyacallit at Tims. Not sure of the official name but it tastes great.

Lately I've been off donuts do to a fitness and diet thingy that has taken over my mind. Hoping to get it exorcised soon.

 

As for the captain its a revolving door around here so we'll alternate

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This whole Bavarian/Boston Cream thing is nucking futs. Who wants a donut with about a 90% chance I look like I just finished a gay porn shoot? Not to mention the 100% certainty I'll make chocolate somewhere on my face. The taste is ok but nothing special. I can think of half a dozen donuts I'd rather have captain my donut team:

 

Glazed

Chocolate glazed

Jelly filled powdered

Jelly filled glazed

Any holiday type donut

Cruller

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I'm late to the party here, and I'm fairly confident my answer will not be acceptable to many, but I would go with the chocolate munchkin.

 

Even worse: I don't really like donuts.

 

Unless, that is, funnel cake/fried dough (like what you get at a county fair) counts -- that stuff is great.

and this.

 

If I'm going with somethin' sweet for breakfast (why I would ever choose a donut over eggs and corned beef hash is beyond me), I'm going with a cinnamon roll or even better, a cheese danish.

 

Doughnuts leave me feeling empty inside, although, I've never had a Paula's glazed. Maybe they would fill the whole in my heart left by Freddie's closing

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My good God. This is a whole different debate but how does she wipe her asss with those talons ?

 

My favorite is a walnut crunch. Close second is the maple whatdoyacallit at Tims. Not sure of the official name but it tastes great.

Lately I've been off donuts do to a fitness and diet thingy that has taken over my mind. Hoping to get it exorcised soon.

 

As for the captain its a revolving door around here so we'll alternate

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