(OT) If you had to name a doughnut captain of your doughnut team, what kind of doughnut would it be?

[Eleven]

This thread inspired by sizzle's post in the GDT.

[LastPommerFan]

If Doughnutting is a fall sport: Cinnamon Frycake wears the 'C'

 

Any other season: Cream-filled (And not that Boston Crap.)

[ubkev]

Chocolate finger.

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Yo, why is this OT?

[Eleven]

If Doughnutting is a fall sport: Cinnamon Frycake wears the 'C'

 

Any other season: Cream-filled (And not that Boston Crap.)

 

The "Boston Crap" is my co-captain (but I call it Bavarian Cream so it's ok) with that applesauce-crumbly doughnut. All of the other doughnuts will follow their orders.

 

Yo, why is this OT?

 

On the Table.

[LastPommerFan]

The "Boston Crap" is my co-captain (but I call it Bavarian Cream so it's ok) with that applesauce-crumbly doughnut. All of the other doughnuts will follow their orders.

 

September-November Cinnamon Frycake answers to NO ONE.

[darksabre]

The Captain My Captain donut from Voodoo Donuts, obviously

 

http://m.yelp.com/menu/voodoo-doughnut-portland/item/captain-my-captain-doughnut

[Eleven]

September-November Cinnamon Frycake answers to NO ONE.

 

Pfft. My army of Bavarian Cream and applesauce-crumbly doughnuts will make them yield. Especially the Bavarian ones. They have ways of making your frenchy frycakes surrender, you know.

 

The Captain My Captain donut from Voodoo Donuts, obviously

 

http://m.yelp.com/me...aptain-doughnut

 

###### portland. I mean, really? Portland. Portland got on the Seattle "coolness" (it wasn't) twenty years too late.

Edited March 7, 2014 by Eleven

[G-Daddy]

The correct answer is paczki.

[Eleven]

Great. We can't even pronounce the correct answer.

[darksabre]

 

 

Pfft. My army of Bavarian Cream and applesauce-crumbly doughnuts will make them yield. Especially the Bavarian ones. They have ways of making your frenchy frycakes surrender, you know.

 

 

 

###### portland. I mean, really? Portland.

 

It's covered in f*cking Mike Peca's essence.

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Texas sized donuts from Paula's? Yeah, they rule over all of your puny girlie donuts.

Edited March 7, 2014 by sizzlemeister

[darksabre]

Texas sized donuts from Paula's? Yeah, they rule over all if your puny girlie donuts.

 

Can they play net?

[Peter]

The Koharski.

[G-Daddy]

Great. We can't even pronounce the correct answer.

Damn non pollacks!! It's pronounced pachkee.

[That Aud Smell]

fu ck's sake, the answer is peanut stick (and it must be paula's, as she is rightful heir to freddies).

 

i am more resolute about this than anything i have ever posted here, or anywhere on the 'net.

 

close this thread. now. there is no debate.

[Eleven]

Damn non pollacks!! It's pronounced pachkee.

 

Yeah well it can captain the Poland doughnut team.

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Can they play net?

 

Imagine John Scott playing net with skill and an edge. You got it, bro. These are your donut overlords.

[Eleven]

fu ck's sake, the answer is peanut stick (and it must be paula's, as she is rightful heir to freddies).

 

i am more resolute about this than anything i have ever posted here, or anywhere on the 'net.

 

close this thread. now. there is no debate.

 

You are a foul troglodyte with no appreciation for proper doughnuts. Peanut eater.

[darksabre]

 

 

Imagine John Scott playing net with skill and an edge. You got it, bro. These are your donut overlords.

 

:lol:

[PASabreFan]

Damn non pollacks!! It's pronounced pachkee.

 

I bought some today. Box says something like "PUNCH-kee." That would be my captain — tough nosed SOB. Like Eleven, I want a custard-filled, chocolate iced captain.

[LoveAndWarrener]

Duck Donuts in the Outer Banks.

[That Aud Smell]

You are a foul troglodyte with no appreciation for proper doughnuts. Peanut eater.

 

Your an idiot.

 

(No, but really. In heaven, Paula's peanut sticks are served three times daily, at each meal. and we will need to fight if you say otherwise.)

[PASabreFan]

It's covered in f*cking Mike Peca's essence.

 

Finally a nutritional selling point for donuts!

[G-Daddy]

 

 

Yeah well it can captain the Poland doughnut team.

Dziekuje! (Thank you)