TrueBlueGED Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 (edited) Is a giant tease with his posts :lol: Looking forward to it though. I really want to get around to doing an analysis on Toffoli and maybe Tarasenko too; you're point about Tarasenko's 70% offensive zone starting time really caught me by surprise. I apologise for the slight thread derailment here, but it's technically like 36 offensive, 36 neutral zone, and 28 defensive zone. But the point remains: you don't want him anywhere near your own goaltender. Now back in topic: WildCard never once panicked during the tank :p Edited June 12, 2015 by TrueBluePhD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 (edited) Got his PhD online. From a university on a Caribbean island. Edited June 12, 2015 by weave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 (edited) Damn't TrueBlue! It was one time! ...or maybe around 10 TrueBlue has a PhD in Harry Potter fan-fiction erotica. He's written numerous papers on the implications of Snape's 'dungeons' and weather or not the potions master isn't simply slipping GHB into his cauldrons. Edited June 12, 2015 by WildCard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueBlueGED Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Got his PhD online. From a university on a Caribbean island. Whatever. It still looks impressive on the wall! Damn't TrueBlue! It was one time! ...or maybe around 10 TrueBlue has a PhD in Harry Potter fan-fiction erotica. He's written numerous papers on the implications of Snape's 'dungeons' and weather or not the potions master isn't simply slipping GHB into his cauldrons. Always good to meet a fan of my work! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyldnwoody44 Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 True Blue got his name from an overdose of viagara, and PhD stands for the subsequent "pretty hard d1ck" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pastajoe Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Wyldnwoody44 watches The Batchlorette alone with candles lit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kruppstahl Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 (edited) PastaJoe isn't actually named Joe and thinks good pasta involves "Mueller's" pasta from a cardboard box mixed with a glass jar full of Prego "Quattro Formaggi" ketchup, combined with a dusting of pre-ground artificial "parm" cheese from KRAFT sold in a metallic film-lined cardboard cylinder. When he really wants to enjoy a special meal, he adds a light sprinkle of dried basil from a plastic jar. You see, PastaJoe isn't into pasta at all. He's into material engineering. Cardboard, glass, metal, and plastic are the hallmarks of his culinary style. His best friend once suggested that PastaJoe wouldn't know a good Bolognese sauce if he drowned in a vat of it in the middle of Piazza Maggiore. Edited June 13, 2015 by Kruppstahl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doohickie Posted June 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Is succinct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woods-racer Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Is long winded and gives erroneously worded posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Is succinct. Out loud, no lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kruppstahl Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 (edited) Is succinct. Neuvirths Glove just realized he needs to stop buying Mueller's pasta, fake Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese from a can, and pasta sauce from a jar. But for a dude living in Texas he's still doing OK. Edited June 13, 2015 by Kruppstahl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyldnwoody44 Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 There was a creaking sound this morning, all through KruppStahl's home, it was the sound of ol Krupp coming outta the closet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doohickie Posted June 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Wears a suit made out of bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doohickie Posted January 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Is really a chicken given birth to a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Is also really a chicken giving birth to a man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doohickie Posted January 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Invented the Hasselhoff Recursion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJFIVEOH Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Secretly owns one of these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Is actually just a cascade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabres Fan in NS Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Isn't very wild at all and never gets lost in a supermarket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGR4GM Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Created the northern lights while riding a noble time traveling moose through the frozen wastes of northern canada Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabres Fan in NS Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Doesn't really want to be Sabres GM. Not even for a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabills Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Once punched Ernest Borgnine right in the mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampD Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Once punched Ernest Borgnine right in the mouth. Wears a real full length fur coat and pimp hat to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pastajoe Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Wears a real full length fur coat and pimp hat to work. Buried his previous clones A, B, and C in a swamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGR4GM Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 (edited) haha +1 Has a legit gluten allergy but loves pasta Edited January 8, 2016 by LGR4GM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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