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The Next Coach of the Buffalo Sabres


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T'was the night before Babwatch

And all through the forum

Not a creature was stirring

No breaks of decorum

 

My wife in her PJs

I on my device

Had just settled our brains

For a night of Center Ice

 

The children were nestled

All snug in their beds

With visions of Babcocks

Dancing in their heads

 

When out in the Twitterverse

There arose such a clatter

I logged into my account

To see what was the matter

 

I tore through the posts

Checked on Sabrespace

When what to my wondering eyes appeared

GM Tim Murray with TPegs in chase

 

Like a Zamboni circles the ice between periods

Scraping the ice razor thin and clean

They entered my house in a fury

And demanded use of my fax machine

 

Murray cried "the old fool doesn't use texts"

"How shall we keep contact"

"While we hem and we haw"

"And finish up this contract?"

 

...okay too tired to finish this.

Awesome job

Babcock would be the perfect coach for Ristolainen.......

Absolutely

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He turned down the first offer over the weekend. This one was enough to make him think again at least.

 

 

Are you certain of this? I haven't heard anything about that, but it's entirely possible I missed it. 

 

Oh, my child.

 

Never, ever, question chz.

 

In seriousness she knows her stuff and would not post it if it were not true.

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Why do you go out of your way to be as big a dick as possible to chz?

 

Seriously?  Haven't a lot of people tried this with chz?

 

I'm not going to go back through the word-flinging crap but one note in the "family" conversation caught my eye.

 

There's a world of difference in the situation when comparing someone who has been fired from their job as opposed to someone who has a choice to make.

 

When you are fired, you go where you can earn. Choices are limited.

 

When people are falling all over themselves to give you millions of dollars you can be a lot more patient in the decision making process.

 

Babcock has the chips. He controls his future.

 

It'll be what it is.  He's earned his position (whether anyone believes it or not).  He gets to play the game.

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I'm scratching my balls. I think it's going to be another long day.

 

I hope you trimmed your nails first.

 

Paging Wilbur!!

 

Looks like the populations nerves are frayed to the point of breaking around here.

 

I hope this is all settled before Ramadan, so I can take my annual break in peace.

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Can we not have a meltdown if he goes elsewhere?  I'd love to get Babcock, but there are other coaches in the sea.  I'll be mildly disappointed and then intrigued to see what Murray does next.  Really hoping there isn't a bunch of hysteria about Babcock choosing to stay home, if in fact he decides to do so....

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When the news breaks, will it be buried in this thread on page 45 somewhere, or is it kosher to make a new thread purely for the announcement information?

 

I vote "new thread."

 

No -- it should go in the pinned "Wawrow reports" thread.

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