PASabreFan Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Who named you best man? People Magazine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) Who named you best man? People Magazine?I wish. I only get Cheese Eaters Anonymous and Full-on-Rapists Weekly down here in south Philly though Edited December 23, 2015 by WildCard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woods-racer Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 What did you do wrong that got you sentenced to south Philly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 What did you do wrong that got you sentenced to south Philly?I janitor for a bar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woods-racer Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 I janitor for a bar I'll ask like I should have. How did a decent, attractive, educated young man such as yourself find his way to south Philly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 I'll ask like I should have. How did a decent, attractive, educated young man such as yourself find his way to south Philly? I came down here looking for my dad. Single mother growing up, so I moved down here with my buddy looking for him; his dad was getting out of jail at the same time. Now he's bouncer for the bar and I janitor, I live with another buddy who's kids actually own he bar. Cool guy, and he said he knew my mom from way back when so it made sense. I love Philly actually, not sure I'll ever leave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 I came down here looking for my dad. Single mother growing up, so I moved down here with my buddy looking for him; his dad was getting out of jail at the same time. Now he's bouncer for the bar and I janitor, I live with another buddy who's kids actually own he bar. Cool guy, and he said he knew my mom from way back when so it made sense. I love Philly actually, not sure I'll ever leave Did you find him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Did you find him?Honstly, I think it may be the buddy I'm living with. My Mom was pretty excited about us living together. I brought it up once and he vehemently denied it though. Trying to figure out a way to get a DNA test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woods-racer Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) So you work and are doing good in college? How the heck am I supposed to get a negative stereotype for your generation out of that? O wait, you're a Buffalo sports fan. All kidding aside. I'm glad your happy and doing very well. Edited December 23, 2015 by Woods-Racer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Thanks, Woods :beer: Maybe someday a few other SSers will come on down and see how suny it is down here. We do a bar crawl every year and just made our own microbrew so maybe when we host that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doohickie Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Honstly, I think it may be the buddy I'm living with. My Mom was pretty excited about us living together. I brought it up once and he vehemently denied it though. Trying to figure out a way to get a DNA test Get him drunk and have him slobber on a swab? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spndnchz Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Honstly, I think it may be the buddy I'm living with. My Mom was pretty excited about us living together. I brought it up once and he vehemently denied it though. Trying to figure out a way to get a DNA test Hair brush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Honstly, I think it may be the buddy I'm living with. My Mom was pretty excited about us living together. I brought it up once and he vehemently denied it though. Trying to figure out a way to get a DNA test I was going to say that, but thought it would tasteless and offensive, not that that has ever stopped me before. This is such a movie. Also, what about the kids who own the bar. Any resemblance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Na no resemblance there. They hate their dad, only use him for his money; he backs te bar. I don't know about a movie, but it could make a pretty good show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) Na no resemblance there. They hate their dad, only use him for his money; he backs te bar. I don't know about a movie, but it could make a pretty good show You'll have to be forced by some circumstance to switch places with the bouncer. Also, you'd have to be a really scrawny fellow. Edited December 23, 2015 by pASabreFan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 You'll have to be forced by some circumstance to switch places with the bouncer. Also, you'd have to be a really scrawny fellow.Definitely scrawny. I kinda look like my avatar actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doohickie Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Definitely scrawny. I kinda look like my avatar actually You have two heads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 You have two heads?Nope, just an ass-head ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Flagg Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 WC, that's an insane story. Hoss, best thing I've read in quite some time. 2fortripping, good stuff too. My awesome story is that I got a 4.0 and I'm not quite sure how it happened but I guess it happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 WC, I remember you talking a while back, maybe in this thread, about some girl you had your eyes on. She worked at a coffee shop or something. Did you ever have any luck with that? Even the smallest of things will help distract you from that craziness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Honstly, I think it may be the buddy I'm living with. My Mom was pretty excited about us living together. I brought it up once and he vehemently denied it though. Trying to figure out a way to get a DNA test Maybe you could collect some of his blood in a bucket-like container if you have one of those lying around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 WC, I remember you talking a while back, maybe in this thread, about some girl you had your eyes on. She worked at a coffee shop or something. Did you ever have any luck with that? Even the smallest of things will help distract you from that craziness. I don't get the sense he wants to be distracted from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 WC, that's an insane story. Hoss, best thing I've read in quite some time. 2fortripping, good stuff too. My awesome story is that I got a 4.0 and I'm not quite sure how it happened but I guess it happened Thanks, man. Congrats on the 4.0. How many credits were you taking? WC, I remember you talking a while back, maybe in this thread, about some girl you had your eyes on. She worked at a coffee shop or something. Did you ever have any luck with that? Even the smallest of things will help distract you from that craziness. Good memory, can't believe you remember that. I still see her every now and then, mostly out and about. She ended up falling hard for one of the siblings who owns the bar. I got something big in the works though, a little side project I've been working on between school, work, and when I'm not on here, and I think I'll invite her to come see it. Maybe you could collect some of his blood in a bucket-like container if you have one of those lying around. We tried that once but got wayyy too much from him on accident. He ended up being okay, but I'm hesitant to do it again. Honestly I'm amazed he didn't get an infection from it, we used a sock from the floor to stop the bleeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabres Fan in NS Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Wow!! This thread just keeps on giving and giving and giving ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thwomp! Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 WildCard is the now the most interesting man....on SabreSpace! Your story sounds like an AMC drama in development. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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