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woody went to evil medical school JUST so you would call him Dr. thank you very much.

 

inky's legs are like sticks.

 

II

 

(artistic estimation)

You know my nickname?!?

 

Touched by Boyes, owns a petting zoo of all male animals, each night he sings them all lullabies of classic bread songs until they all fall asleep in the hay together.

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Wyldnwoody44 is neither wild, nor does he sport much wood, except when he sees the Mary Lou Retton poster above.

 

It brings back memories of the good times.  Summer, '84.

 

L.A.  

 

The grand pianos on the stairs of the Coliseum.

 

It's usually at this point that the tears start to flow and Wyldnwoody44 utters the words: "I will always love you, Mary Lou."

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Wyldnwoody44 is neither wild, nor does he sport much wood, except when he sees the Mary Lou Retton poster above.

 

It brings back memories of the good times. Summer, '84.

 

L.A.

 

The grand pianos on the stairs of the Coliseum.

 

It's usually at this point that the tears start to flow and Wyldnwoody44 utters the words: "I will always love you, Mary Lou."

This. Is. Fantastic

 

 

Inkman actually has 8 legs and is a giant talking squid

 

His consists of black ink and he is the father of Condoleezza rice

 

 

Wtf it filters seemen??

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Woods-Racer is actually an event where every man in his home town wears sweats and stands on totem poles in the town squares listening to Madonna and the first one to show wood becomes the mayor of said town. This sacred ceremony of Viagravil is held weekly, and Woods currently holds the record for winning 5 years running

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