HopefulFuture Posted October 6, 2013 Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 No Lube? :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverenough Posted October 6, 2013 Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 You may now begin to eat your turd sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the415 Posted October 6, 2013 Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 It's a third jersey. If it's a turd burger I'll have to put it on a bun and eat it. —Ted Black Your 2013-14 Buffalo Sabres team: Put it on a bun and eat it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Dwight Drane Posted October 6, 2013 Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 Advanced Statistics: "40% of proposed slogans for Sabres branding included references to either one, or multiple forms of feces...along with multiple potentially demeaning carnal activities." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted October 6, 2013 Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 Celebrate the tradition! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnkirishone Posted October 6, 2013 Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR HOLLIDAY Posted October 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 4 free paper bags with every family ticket pack. Eyeholes optional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PotentPowerPlay22 Posted October 6, 2013 Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 This stinks even on ice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted October 6, 2013 Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 I do like me some grumpy cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted October 6, 2013 Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 This stinks even on ice! Instead of slogans, perhaps new team nicknames. Based on this, I'll go w/ the 'revolting peasants.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunomatic Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 when hell freezes over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Buffalo Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Free Stafford... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Dwight Drane Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Free Stafford... I laughed out loud...good 1-2 punch..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGR4GM Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 The Sabres, as green as the fans :sick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfreeman Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 I will have my vengeance -- in this life or the next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGR4GM Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 I will have my vengeance -- in this life or the next. Are you not entertained? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Rhea Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 The dull blades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 You people suck at slogans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueBlueGED Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Are you not entertained? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlY42MmkEiM Or to paraphrase, "Are you not suffering?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 You people suck at slogans. Challenge accepted ###### farts for Reinhart Suck bad for Ekblad Donkey Balls: We suck em Hope inky doesnt see these guys at Nathaniel's (Saw McNabb & Adam Friday) #blueprint Analytics, we don't need no stinkin analytics ###### puck possession The Core: drew stafford lives Hey we got a ###### ton of scouts We miss Pominville & Roy Shane Doan would've made all the difference Cody works our with Gary Roberts, that's cool right? Our forwards are slightly better than Rochester's What day is the draft? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Crotch Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 You people suck at slogans. A slogan generator might help: http://www.thesurrea...=Buffalo Sabres I got: "I'm not gonna pay a lot for these Buffalo Sabres." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Challenge accepted ###### farts for Reinhart Suck bad for Ekblad Donkey Balls: We suck em Hope inky doesnt see these guys at Nathaniel's (Saw McNabb & Adam Friday) #blueprint Analytics, we don't need no stinkin analytics ###### puck possession The Core: drew stafford lives Hey we got a ###### ton of scouts We miss Pominville & Roy Shane Doan would've made all the difference Cody works our with Gary Roberts, that's cool right? Our forwards are slightly better than Rochester's What day is the draft? Much better! I'll take The Core: Drew Stafford Lives. A constant reminder of what used to be. The embodiment of failure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 You want a winning team? Drill your own well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Die like when you were born, screaming and bathing in blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Dwight Drane Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 You people suck at slogans. "Like cocaine cut with baking soda...our first 4 lines are pretty much worthless" "Our defense sags worse than Aunt Edna's titties on an August day in Miami" "You're more likely to see a nice hit come from Pat Boone at this point than from Tyler Myers" "Come to the Harbor and visit the submarine and destroyer....then come across the street and see the Tugboat...oh, we're sorry, that's just Cody Hodgson backchecking." "The Buffalo Sabres...Harder to play against...the opposition sees us on the schedule and 20 guys visit the team doctor 4 hours later because it still hasn't gone down yet." "Sabres Hockey....We have an Omelet Station in our locker room." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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