inkman Posted May 8 Report Posted May 8 (edited) Might as well, if Staal was brought in, why stop there. Just hire everyone Sabres fans hate and stick a fork in them. It’ll make the transition to Kraken fandom really easy. Edited Friday at 06:08 PM by inkman 2 Quote
Pimlach Posted May 8 Report Posted May 8 14 minutes ago, sabresouth said: Ville Leino forwards coach Why settle for Leino when we can get Kozlov? 1 1 Quote
inkman Posted May 8 Author Report Posted May 8 12 minutes ago, PromoTheRobot said: Day drinking, are we? Eric Staal can’t be the lead offseason move. It just can’t. Have a sense of your fans. We all hate the guy. Just bury the news until after something else has been announced. The org has no pulse on the fans. If Marchand retires, they should bring him in as well. The head of Junk Spearing and Face Licking. 1 Quote
shrader Posted May 8 Report Posted May 8 1 hour ago, Wyldnwoody44 said: Sobotka for motivational speaker? I would have created a brand new position for Patrik Berglund titled the Vice President of Seeing it Through. 1 3 1 Quote
PASabreFan Posted May 8 Report Posted May 8 Brad Park for Playoff Overtime Assistant Coach. @Sabres Fan in NS 3 1 Quote
Stads Posted May 8 Report Posted May 8 Erik Rasmussen as National Director of "Guy Who Has All the Tools But Just Can't Put it Together" Quote
Wyldnwoody44 Posted May 8 Report Posted May 8 Zhitnik for shooting accuracy and Schmelik for zone clearing. We could do this all day 😉 2 1 Quote
shrader Posted May 8 Report Posted May 8 Taro Tsujimoto as the Director of Playoff Chances. 1 1 Quote
bob_sauve28 Posted May 8 Report Posted May 8 1 hour ago, PASabreFan said: Brad Park for Playoff Overtime Assistant Coach. @Sabres Fan in NS That still hurts! 1 Quote
sabresouth Posted May 8 Report Posted May 8 Sabres Tooth really needs some help. Not sure who we could bring in to help him out. Oh yeah, KA that's the ticket. Well actually not sure he's qualified for that position either. Quote
inkman Posted May 8 Author Report Posted May 8 3 hours ago, LabattBlue said: Phil Housley - VP of It’s Okay to be a Wuss I would have went with POPO, President of Purse Operations 2 Quote
dudacek Posted May 8 Report Posted May 8 Matthew Barnaby, director of Mother’s Day celebrations and driving with three wheels. 3 1 Quote
bob_sauve28 Posted Friday at 01:55 PM Report Posted Friday at 01:55 PM Thomas Vanek as FanDuel outreach liaison officer 1 3 Quote
Pimlach Posted Friday at 02:04 PM Report Posted Friday at 02:04 PM 19 hours ago, PASabreFan said: Brad Park for Playoff Overtime Assistant Coach. @Sabres Fan in NS Brad Park - I saw him play for the Bisons in 1968. Very brief stint, got called up to the Rangers and never came back. Really a great player but he never got a Norris Trophy thanks to Orr, Potvin, and Robinson. Quote
GoPuckYourself Posted Friday at 02:05 PM Report Posted Friday at 02:05 PM Ted Nolan- marriage counselor 6 1 Quote
Pimlach Posted Friday at 02:16 PM Report Posted Friday at 02:16 PM Steve Bernier - Patron Saint of fast starts and quick finishes. 2 Quote
shrader Posted Friday at 02:48 PM Report Posted Friday at 02:48 PM Derek Roy needs a job in concessions inspecting all hot dogs and sausages. 4 1 Quote
PASabreFan Posted Friday at 03:42 PM Report Posted Friday at 03:42 PM Gil Perreault, Voice Consultant Quote
inkman Posted Friday at 04:45 PM Author Report Posted Friday at 04:45 PM Thomas Vanek - President of Facial Expressions 17 hours ago, sabresouth said: Sabres Tooth really needs some help. Not sure who we could bring in to help him out. Oh yeah, KA that's the ticket. Well actually not sure he's qualified for that position either. Sabretooth had been promoted to team dentist. 4 Quote
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