PASabreFan Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 This is inspired by the revamped Better Days video posted by Smell wherein there's a quick montage of Sabre folks over the lyrics "Everyone's forgiven now." Risto Rakru Kane Eichel. Got me to thinking what a cool and totally impossible to pull off event it would be to have our many goats, villains, creeps -- internal and external -- brought onto the ice before a game. Grown men in the stands would be in tears as they phone their parents to admit they stole the cataract surgery money. Babies would be held aloft. Cell phone flashlights would sway to John Lennon. Jay Moran would somberly call out the names, occasionally stopping to compose himself... Gary Allan Bettman Darius Vladimir Kasparaitis John Hinckley Gurtler Kristopher Donald Bazen ... With the announcement of Bradley Lee Park's name a svelte man in a Queen tshirt holding a Turkish coffee would be shown on the video board mouthing the words, "I forgive you." Who else who else? 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 2 minutes ago, PASabreFan said: This is inspired by the revamped Better Days video posted by Smell wherein there's a quick montage of Sabre folks over the lyrics "Everyone's forgiven now." Risto Rakru Kane Eichel. Got me to thinking what a cool and totally impossible to pull off event it would be to have our many goats, villains, creeps -- internal and external -- brought onto the ice before a game. Grown men in the stands would be in tears as they phone their parents to admit they stole the cataract surgery money. Babies would be held aloft. Cell phone flashlights would sway to John Lennon. Jay Moran would somberly call out the names, occasionally stopping to compose himself... Gary Allan Bettman Darius Vladimir Kasparaitis John Hinckley Gurtler Kristopher Donald Bazen ... With the announcement of Bradley Lee Park's name a svelte man in a Queen tshirt holding a Turkish coffee would be shown on the video board mouthing the words, "I forgive you." Who else who else? Who was the referee who failed to call Ed Van Impe for grabbing the puck lying in the crease and throwing it away from Rick Martin with about 5 minutes left in Game 6 against Philadelphia in 1975? Brett Hull and everyone else from "No Goal." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 16 minutes ago, PASabreFan said: Who else who else? I seen what you did there. 16 minutes ago, PASabreFan said: John Hinckley Gurtler His alternate Empire TV broadcast call of the May Day goal used to exist on the 'webs. But no more afaik. Anyone know where it can be found? It was brutal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 13 minutes ago, Marvin said: Who was the referee who failed to call Ed Van Impe for grabbing the puck lying in the crease and throwing it away from Rick Martin with about 5 minutes left in Game 6 against Philadelphia in 1975? Brett Hull and everyone else from "No Goal." Bruce Hood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 18 minutes ago, PASabreFan said: Who else who else? Peter Schaefer. The team's equipment manager(s) from 2005-2006. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pimlach Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 how about this guy? 1 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contempt Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 Nobody is forgiven until they win. Then? Olive branches for everyone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted March 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 Very good so far. Gonna have to request that middle names be used tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TageMVP Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 Mark Louis Recchi Twice actually 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 Drewland *****-face Stafford. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorny Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 Never forgiving Boychuk Or Mario for somehow being in exactly the right spot. Give me a damn break, Mario. Ive forgiven Smolinski because his grin being immortalized is funny and punishment enough I won’t get over them prioritizing Drury over Briere until we are Back. Should be soon on that, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorny Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 Gotta play this on the Tron should this night come to pass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 (edited) Oh also I'm not forgiving Lucic or Neal. 17 minutes ago, Thorny said: Ive forgiven Smolinski because his grin being immortalized is funny and punishment enough The Sens lost that game. That's what makes his smugness so awesome. Edited March 7, 2023 by Eleven 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorny Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 8 minutes ago, Eleven said: Oh also I'm not forgiving Lucic or Neal. The Sens lost that game. That's what makes his smugness so awesome. True, it was almost immediately forgivable in that sense. Not only did we win I’m pretty sure we scored almost immediately lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pimlach Posted March 8, 2023 Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 3 hours ago, K-9 said: Bruce Hood. I used to tell him “take of the hood” when I was young. He heard me and looked up straight at me, but I’m sure I didn’t originate that saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted March 8, 2023 Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 4 hours ago, K-9 said: Bruce Hood. 45 minutes ago, Pimlach said: I used to tell him “take of the hood” when I was young. He heard me and looked up straight at me, but I’m sure I didn’t originate that saying. Now I remember why I hated him with such a passion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billznut Posted March 8, 2023 Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 5 hours ago, That Aud Smell said: I seen what you did there. His alternate Empire TV broadcast call of the May Day goal used to exist on the 'webs. But no more afaik. Anyone know where it can be found? It was brutal. Gurtler does play by play of the Bandits and is still brutal to listen to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsShredder83 Posted March 8, 2023 Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 5 hours ago, PASabreFan said: This is inspired by the revamped Better Days video posted by Smell wherein there's a quick montage of Sabre folks over the lyrics "Everyone's forgiven now." Risto Rakru Kane Eichel. Got me to thinking what a cool and totally impossible to pull off event it would be to have our many goats, villains, creeps -- internal and external -- brought onto the ice before a game. Grown men in the stands would be in tears as they phone their parents to admit they stole the cataract surgery money. Babies would be held aloft. Cell phone flashlights would sway to John Lennon. Jay Moran would somberly call out the names, occasionally stopping to compose himself... Gary Allan Bettman Darius Vladimir Kasparaitis John Hinckley Gurtler Kristopher Donald Bazen ... With the announcement of Bradley Lee Park's name a svelte man in a Queen tshirt holding a Turkish coffee would be shown on the video board mouthing the words, "I forgive you." Who else who else? You lost me at eichel Also how in tf did you miss Hull? Youngin' 5 hours ago, Marvin said: Who was the referee who failed to call Ed Van Impe for grabbing the puck lying in the crease and throwing it away from Rick Martin with about 5 minutes left in Game 6 against Philadelphia in 1975? Brett Hull and everyone else from "No Goal." No quotes necessary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Collection Posted March 8, 2023 Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 How about the entire staff of the NHL war room in Toronto? I need some more time before I can think of forgiving these guys. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted March 8, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 5 minutes ago, French Collection said: How about the entire staff of the NHL war room in Toronto? I need some more time before I can think of forgiving these guys. It was low hanging fruit. But nicely done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted March 8, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 Stephen Captain Tuttle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamboni Posted March 8, 2023 Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 I don’t forgive easily. It’s why I still have a few on my ignore list. Maybe I’ll forgive Lorentz when he had to dispatch the poor innocent bat with blood curdling results. Poor kids and women that witnessed that is a horror I wouldn’t wish on anyone. I’ll think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Buffalo Posted March 8, 2023 Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 8 hours ago, Zamboni said: I don’t forgive easily. It’s why I still have a few on my ignore list. Maybe I’ll forgive Lorentz when he had to dispatch the poor innocent bat with blood curdling results. Poor kids and women that witnessed that is a horror I wouldn’t wish on anyone. I’ll think about it. Dead mouse with wings... meh not a hockey puck so yeh easy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyldnwoody44 Posted March 8, 2023 Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 John Adelphia Rigas 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted March 8, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 10 minutes ago, Wyldnwoody44 said: John Adelphia Rigas I think he's got it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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