darksabre Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 No Complaint thread yesterday, and it's almost lunchtime and the Friday thread is still closed. What do we pay you guys for? :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 I'm just sitting here thinking about my shorts I just ripped. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted June 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 I'm just sitting here thinking about my shorts I just ripped. :( :blush: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGR4GM Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 I'm just sitting here thinking about my shorts I just ripped. :( If it lasts longer than 4 hours go to the doctors... put on new and looser fitting shorts first though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabills Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 I'm just sitting here thinking about my shorts I just ripped. :( Show off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear... I squatted down to pick something up and there was a sharp piece of metal behind me that I proceed to jam into my right ass cheek. I'm just happy I didn't draw blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted June 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear... I squatted down to pick something up and there was a sharp piece of metal behind me that I proceed to jam into my right ass cheek. I'm just happy I didn't draw blood. I think the universe is trying to tell you to take the rest of the day off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 I think the universe is trying to tell you to take the rest of the day off. Yeah, with the rest of the mods. Then we're going to post lots of OT threads and swear and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted June 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Yeah, with the rest of the mods. Then we're going to post lots of OT threads and swear and stuff. Only the most vulgar gifs that dodge the filter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGR4GM Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Only the most vulgar gifs that dodge the filter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobody Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 I'm just sitting here thinking about my shorts I just ripped. :( Were you wearing these? https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/products/the-grand-finales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGR4GM Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 you know, the ladies who post on sabrespace have to put up with our shenanigans a lot so in honor of them and those shorts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear... I squatted down to pick something up and there was a sharp piece of metal behind me that I proceed to jam into my right ass cheek. I'm just happy I didn't draw blood. One in a million shot, doc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear... I squatted down to pick something up and there was a sharp piece of metal behind me that I proceed to jam into my right ass cheek. I'm just happy I didn't draw blood. The GREATEST Norm-ism ever. :worthy: Though another good one is "women, can't live w/ 'em ... pass the beer nuts." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjag Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 The GREATEST Norm-ism ever. :worthy: Though another good one is "women, can't live w/ 'em ... pass the beer nuts." I prefer,, hey Norm what's shaking? All four cheeks and a couple of chins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Though another good one is "women, can't live w/ 'em ... pass the beer nuts." Not another good one. It's the one that should be labeled as the best. I use it frequently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted June 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 Gruesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doohickie Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear... I squatted down to pick something up and there was a sharp piece of metal behind me that I proceed to jam into my right ass cheek. I'm just happy I didn't draw blood. I did that on my wedding day with a rented tux. Put about a 10" rip in the tux pants. :death: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 I want permission to smoke and swear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 I want permission to smoke and swear. Swear all you want, but in this country, smokin's almost a capital offense. (Unless it's a fine Cuban, which gets a partial pass.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattPie Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 I want permission to smoke and swear. The smoking lamp is on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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