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Top 100 Non-Contractual Pitches For Relocating to Buffalo


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27) 26) You get to watch and listen to Mary Alice Demler say, "Babcock" the next 5 years on lead-ins from her 45 degree angle strategic desk positioning

 

26)  25) Cup holders over the urinals

 

 

24) Call Scotty Bowman, he lives here.

 

 

# 25 23) Wife longs for Canada? Just drive the 190 on date night and she can see it.

 

 

#24 22) You can water your lawn, fill the pool and wash the dog three times if you like.  Can't do that in SJ

#21 The Kardashians will never visit Buffalo... like ever. 

 

 

19) We have the World's Largest.....DISCO!!!

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#60 Every Greek person who lives here owns a diner, and they're amazing.

#59 We had a president shot here, which is, you know, something. They also electrocuted that elephant.

#58 Sure, Detroit is Hockey TOWN, but this is Hockey HEAVEN. Or at least will be when we draft Eichel.

#57 Jack Eichel

#56 You and Rex Ryan can be best buds and when you both retire after like, 8 championships each, you can star in your own buddy-cop show entitled "Coach 2 Coach" where you both use your innate abilities to get your fellow cops to up their "compete" level. 

#55 HarborCentre

:lol: :lol:

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I should have added "too" or "also".

 

None of the Buffalo/Niagara border crossings drive south into Canada.

 

#33 - Once you learn how to drive in the snow here, you can handle it anywhere.

 

You should try Texas sometime.... where they don't bother to plow or salt under the assumption that it'll melt in a day or so anyway, so we can't be bothered.

 

This is truth.

False.

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