PASabreFan Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 There's nothing to see here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 I hope they took him to a hospital. edit: Come on, someone help me setup a not so obvious line from Airplane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spndnchz Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 I hope they took him to a hospital. edit: Come on, someone help me setup a not so obvious line from Airplane! Surely you jest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Surely you jest. See, that's the one that's too obvious. But anyway... -A hospital? What is it? -A big building with patients. But that's not important right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfreeman Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Nice beaver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfreeman Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 How are the children? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spndnchz Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 See, that's the one that's too obvious. But anyway... -A hospital? What is it? -A big building with patients. But that's not important right now. It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biodork Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Nice beaver. Haha beat me to it! How about: "Look! It's Enrico Palazzo!" I had no idea he was Canadian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biodork Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. Was it a Goodyear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted November 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 As an aside -- and this is pretty unfortunate -- Leslie had pneumonia at the end, and they called in a damned gynecologist, Dr. Papschmir! I smell a lawsuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampD Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 I used to do audio for the Dick Cavett show and we did an interview with Leslie Nielson in the sitting area of a hotel room. I put their mics on them then sat in a chair about 8 feet away, headphones on, mixer in my lap. While Dick was doing his intro, there was this farting sound that kept happening. All the while Dick is plugging along with his monologue, trying not to laugh, Leslie is squeezing this little thing called "The Handy Gas", and looking right at me making these who farted faces. By the end of the intro, there are tears streaming down my face, I can't breath and my stomach is killing from laughing. It was almost twenty years ago and to this day, it's hard for me to stop laughing whenever I think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spndnchz Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Was it a Goodyear? No, the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonderbread Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted November 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 I used to do audio for the Dick Cavett show and we did an interview with Leslie Nielson in the sitting area of a hotel room. I put their mics on them then sat in a chair about 8 feet away, headphones on, mixer in my lap. While Dick was doing his intro, there was this farting sound that kept happening. All the while Dick is plugging along with his monologue, trying not to laugh, Leslie is squeezing this little thing called "The Handy Gas", and looking right at me making these who farted faces. By the end of the intro, there are tears streaming down my face, I can't breath and my stomach is killing from laughing. It was almost twenty years ago and to this day, it's hard for me to stop laughing whenever I think about it. Great story! Must have been a running gag of his... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5egaR4WvLPY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristian Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 - Cigarette? - Yes, I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampD Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Great story! Must have been a running gag of his... It was. IIRC, he said the only time he had it ready and didn't do it was when he met the Queen of England. In reading some of his obits, this line of his stood out (about the show Police Squad),"It didn't belong on TV," Nielsen later said. "It had the kind of humor you had to pay attention to." Seeing as how he was probably talking to some morning talking head who didn't get it, that is just some smart, funny ######. EDIT: just watched your clip again, apparently that was a running gag as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Well, wherever he is, and I know it won't smell too good, I hope he's still enjoying the lasagna. RIP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 As an aside -- and this is pretty unfortunate -- Leslie had pneumonia at the end, and they called in a damned gynecologist, Dr. Papschmir! I smell a lawsuit. I'm pretty sure it was Dr. Goldfinger instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skibum Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 It's a topsy-turvy world out there, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill... And these are our beans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Ever seen a grown man naked before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjag Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Well ... We shot a lot of people together. It's been great. But today I retire, so if I do any shooting now, it'll have to be within the confines of my own home. Hopefully, an intruder and not an in-law, like at my bachelor party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NNYSABRESMAN Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Ever seen a grown man naked before? Sorry man that was Peter Graves line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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