Sterling Archer

Grags for sulzer makes me feel better tho.

Cody Hodgson is not going to be that great. I'm raging.

Fell out of my kitchen chair yelling at my cat and gave myself a concussion. Head is killing me.

Or you could show up drunk and uninvited at 3AM and see what happens. That's how I finished things with my ex. Just don't make any threats or bring any weapons and the most they can charge you with is 2nd Degree Harassment, which is a violation in NY.

The girl who lives upstairs won't have sex with me cuz I won't accept Jesus into my life.

Skinny Drew Carey with the soul patch is really starting to creep me out.

I been droppin some really horrid toilet torpedoes lately.

My head still hurts

My face hurts

Buffalo school district are a bunch of panzies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeRa3RtBiIU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqON44CLaQM

He coughed it up like a tuberculosis-ridden prostitute in 1850s Oklahoma.

PB

Puck Bunny

Half the Sabres roster is laughing at you from the Snooty Fox.