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Sterling Archer

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  1. Grags for sulzer makes me feel better tho.
  2. Cody Hodgson is not going to be that great. I'm raging.
  3. Fell out of my kitchen chair yelling at my cat and gave myself a concussion. Head is killing me.
  4. Or you could show up drunk and uninvited at 3AM and see what happens. That's how I finished things with my ex. Just don't make any threats or bring any weapons and the most they can charge you with is 2nd Degree Harassment, which is a violation in NY.
  5. The girl who lives upstairs won't have sex with me cuz I won't accept Jesus into my life.
  6. Skinny Drew Carey with the soul patch is really starting to creep me out.
  7. I been droppin some really horrid toilet torpedoes lately.
  8. Buffalo school district are a bunch of panzies.
  9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeRa3RtBiIU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqON44CLaQM
  10. He coughed it up like a tuberculosis-ridden prostitute in 1850s Oklahoma.
  11. Half the Sabres roster is laughing at you from the Snooty Fox.
  12. God. He just roared by everyone. And he covered a lot of ice doing it. Talk about deceptively quick.
  13. First one to find me a vid gets 100 internetz.
  14. This is what I'm doing during the game. http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs461.ash2/73409_452651012674_752597674_5685343_1318173_n.jpg
  15. It's a good mix. I'm pretty sure this one guy keeps coming through my line at work hoping I'll suddenly turn gay and wanna bang him. But frankly, even if I was gay, I could do better than that dude.
  16. Still is always maintaining forward momentum.
  17. No. If a chick smiles at me, I think she probably wants to bang me. If a dude smiles at me, I think he probably wants to bang me.
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