CallawaySabres Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 oh goodness, now that is funny. Whoo, anyhow, I like cat breath and oddly enough, I have a cat where all you have to do is scratch it's back and it starts licking. My wife saw me smelling the breath as it licked my nose and she freaked..."that is the most disgusting thing".....i was rolling on the floor laughing I can't believe I just admitted that I like cat breath....Good Lord!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted September 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 In the middle of a meeting over the last hour, one of the doctors asked me to put up a dollar to see if he could sink a paper ball into the garbage can across the room. So I pull out the dollar and he take the shot, across the table, right over the shoulder of my boss who is talking to the group. He won his dollar, but then got his fair share of "what the hell was that" looks. During the same meeting, another doctor from Switzerland was presenting her research. She has a little trouble with english, which made me realize that I have absolutely no clue what language they speak in Switzerland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted September 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 My brother just emailed me . I'm seeing Rene Robert in a whole new light now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spndnchz Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Now that IS :sick: UK Gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjag Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 In the middle of a meeting over the last hour, one of the doctors asked me to put up a dollar to see if he could sink a paper ball into the garbage can across the room. So I pull out the dollar and he take the shot, across the table, right over the shoulder of my boss who is talking to the group. He won his dollar, but then got his fair share of "what the hell was that" looks. During the same meeting, another doctor from Switzerland was presenting her research. She has a little trouble with english, which made me realize that I have absolutely no clue what language they speak in Switzerland. French, German, Italian and local dialects of Rumantsch. All Swiss learn English too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 French, German, Italian and local dialects of Rumantsch. All Swiss learn English too... But mostly German. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Dance Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 My brother just emailed me . I'm seeing Rene Robert in a whole new light now. That wasn't actually Robert singing - that was Bert's job ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Dance Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 OK, forgot the original topic of this thread - this is my favorite funny moment: Back when Trivial Pursuit was real popular, we were playing a game at my friend's house. Just a couple weeks previously, I was watching a cooking show on PBS whose subject was Welsh cooking. They mentioned that they use a lot of the leek in Welsh dishes, so much so that they consider it the "national vegetable". As it happened, the question I drew was, "What is the national vegetable of Wales?". Without missing a beat, I replied, "Why, that would be the leek.". My friend nearly turned the game board over - he insisted that I had gone through the cards and memorized the answers. I had to explain how I knew the answer before he calmed down. If you could have seen the expression on his face! :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 The electronic billboard on the corner of Delaware and Chippewa changes ads approximately every seven seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mbossy Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 The average number of cookies I need to deny on BuffaloNews site is 14. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted September 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 The average number of cookies I need to deny on BuffaloNews site is 14. mmmmm, cookies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mbossy Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Anyone else notice our goalies are wearing cameras on their helmet during training camp at at the games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Dance Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Anyone else notice our goalies are wearing cameras on their helmet during training camp at at the games? No, but if you hum a few bars, I can probably fake it.......I thank you! Please, no applause...just tens and twenties. Seriously folks, I've been this way all my natural life. :wacko: Sorry, it's been a rough day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfreeman Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 My 9-year-old's new favorite band is Led Zeppelin. He's been listening to "Stairway to Heaven" and "Kashmir" about 5 times a day for the past week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjag Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 I can eat sushi every damn day... Mmmmn.. Pretty amazing for a kid who grew up hating fish, fishing and fishermen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiofan Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Raising children is the BEST THING EVER :) Last month I took my 11 year old to Cleveland to see the Jonas Brothers in concert. Don't laugh...they actually put on a great show and my daughter and I had an awesome time. Next month it's my teenager's turn. She is a classical-music loving ballerina, who is also a metal head and I am taking her to Cleveland to see Metallica. Can't wait! Contradictions, unconditional love, personality galore, pride, joy and family. Every day is different. I just love my life with my kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted September 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 We'd only laugh if you went to the show alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobody Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Speaking of which, I'M #%^$#!ING DIVORCED. #%^$#! YEAH! Congrats, Ink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobody Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Raising children is the BEST THING EVER :) Last month I took my 11 year old to Cleveland to see the Jonas Brothers in concert. Don't laugh...they actually put on a great show and my daughter and I had an awesome time. Next month it's my teenager's turn. She is a classical-music loving ballerina, who is also a metal head and I am taking her to Cleveland to see Metallica. Can't wait! Contradictions, unconditional love, personality galore, pride, joy and family. Every day is different. I just love my life with my kids. 1 out of 2. Not too bad. Plus the 11 year old should grow out of it. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampD Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 I can eat sushi every damn day... Mmmmn.. Pretty amazing for a kid who grew up hating fish, fishing and fishermen... :lol: My whole life I've been saying that I hate sushi, without ever having had it. A few years ago, I went to a good sushi place with about six others and we each ordered 2 different kinds. I tried everything and it turns out,... I was right. Not only do I HATE sushi, but I absolutely do not understand how anyone can like it. And I hate them, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 My 9-year-old's new favorite band is Led Zeppelin. He's been listening to "Stairway to Heaven" and "Kashmir" about 5 times a day for the past week. He's going to learn what real music is. I'm not a Zep fan, but they were skillful and artistic musicians, there's no denying that. Good for him. Jag, I could eat sushi every day until the day I die, and if they ask what I'd like on that fateful day, it probably would be, "more sushi, please." (Other options are cheeseburgers and my mom's sauce, but hey, the sushi thing is healthier.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RightWinger Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 I hate it when my dick gets caught in my zipper. No message board board will offer the insight and intelligence you'll find here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RightWinger Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Beans & Franks! Beans & Franks! No message board board will offer the insight and intelligence you'll find here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RightWinger Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 oh goodness, now that is funny. Whoo, anyhow, I like cat breath and oddly enough, I have a cat where all you have to do is scratch it's back and it starts licking. My wife saw me smelling the breath as it licked my nose and she freaked..."that is the most disgusting thing".....i was rolling on the floor laughing No message board board will offer the insight and intelligence you'll find here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Are you really this bored? If so, my toilet needs cleaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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