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At the same, that's a big reason why someone like Kane will sign for a longterm deal. He's not going to take the risk of getting injured and missing out on that next contract, he's going to push for as much guaranteed money as possible.

Or we traded Kane for a first round pick and then that team won the lottery.

That's me 99% of the time. I learned it very early. Today was a fluke where I was done, but then suddenly couldn't access the file I needed to attack to an email.

I just made the dumb mistake of telling someone I'd have work done for them today. Usually I'm intentionally vague when it comes to timelines. Right as I'm about to finish up... server crashes.

I use it as my time to be really confused about what video games are popular today. Playing soccer with race cars? Ummmm.... ok.

I feel like I missed something good. I didn't even know the Kane thread was a thing anymore until it was mentioned here. I must have strongly programmed myself to not even see it on the list of threads.

I wore my white BU jersey to every game for 9 years. I retired it after the 2009 national championship. I hope your jersey is as disgusting as mine. There are countless beer stains all over that thing.

I'm the same way, but that's because the adults are d-bags.

Nice. It makes me want to go and dig up the old hockey episode.

Hand them the cup right now. I have absolutely no idea what that is supposed to be. My initial thought was dinosaur.

It looks like this one was as thrilling as the sun burn I got while doing yard work.

Jagr would have had a chance to ruin that last part if he had found a job this year.

And let's face it, Buffalo does not represent all of New York State. That will never be the case.

Isn't the bar already below his chin the second he walks up to it?

I really need to watch that again sometime soon. If it came out today, it would still fit with the current stage perfectly.

Be glad she didn't buy you the DVD. That scene is even longer.

Being from the Buffalo Sabres of the college hockey world, UNH, Moses would be perfect to keep us exactly where we are. Yes, I realize that my wife will never read this, but I can't resist taking the shot at them anyway.

Or they could never lose again. That would solve just about everything for them. It makes me think of the "I will never die" line in Team America (please don't post the link, liger).

Please don't go there.

For a second there, I read that as you wishing a happy birthday to the next hurricane.

So why is Moses at camp while none of the other AHL only deals are? I assume that means they worked out some special "show me" type deal with him with a shot at a two-way deal. And Sahir Gill, there's a name I haven't seen in a while. edit: And if he makes that team, I will forever refer to the last d-man on the AHL list as Billy MacWilliam.

My song reference was far more lame.

...long time passing

Ok, you've got a point there. I never did understand that one.

I need some cuts already. I forget which guys are still junior aged and which are AHL-only deals while reading through that thing.