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If you could take the best parts from any player on our roster to make a Frankensabre what would you choose? 

E.g. Ristos strength, Skinner's skating, victors shot, jack's hockey sense.

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Reinharts passing and vision 

Eichels skating speed and shot accuracy 

Larssons tenacity

Ristos snarl and power

Skinners skating 

Olofssons shot velocity

Dahlins next contract 😂

 


 

 

 

 

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Rick Vaive's toughness

Andrew Peters' willingness to buy you drinks on Chippewa late at night

Derek Roys ability to get young hot girls

Dominic Hasek's desire & will to be the best

Eichel's talent mixed with some LaFontaine & Mogilny on top

Kyle Okposo's contract but used on this Frankenstein player 😛

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I'd take JBOTS cap management and propensity for ***** depth forwards and overstocked D, GMTMs asset management and Darcy's over valuing of his own players.

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25 minutes ago, Mustache of God said:

I'd take JBOTS cap management and propensity for ***** depth forwards and overstocked D, GMTMs asset management and Darcy's over valuing of his own players.

And which one of them played for the Sabres?

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Most of it would have to come from Eichel. Reinhart's hockey sense perhaps. Skinner's edgework maybe.

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A Frankenstein Sabre?  Like the Dr. Frankenstein from that book about a monster?

Pendant here seeing himself out.

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Young Frankenstein or old Frankenstein?  Would dancing and singing be required?

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Dahlin's imagination and balls.  He tries stuff I never would have thought of or had the balls to try and gets away with it.  He's like, whatever.  Yawn.

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8 hours ago, North Buffalo said:

Young Frankenstein or old Frankenstein?  Would dancing and singing be required?

Puttin’ on The Ritz!
 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Neo said:

Puttin’ on The Ritz!
 

 

 

Sabres could use that dexterity and footwork!

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Rick's passion.

Rick's consistency.

Rick's focus.

Rick's longevity.

Rick's...

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Jack's talent

Risto's size

Simmonds growl

Okposo's drive and professionalism

 

 

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1 minute ago, Weave said:

Jack's talent

Risto's size

Simmonds growl

Okposo's drive and professionalism

 

 

Samson's flow

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4 minutes ago, Randall Flagg said:

Samson's flow

Nah.  Gotta maintain a flaw for humility's sake.

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Rob Ray's vocabulary and pronunciation skills.

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22 hours ago, Tondas said:

Rob Ray's vocabulary and pronunciation skills.

How about his punching skills!  I'm not sure it is possible for a Sabre to get in a fight right now.  Who's going to do it? 

Simmonds?  His best days are behind him by several years now...don't see him bothering to get in a fight.  He's probably our best shot right now though.  

Risto is a huge, strong guy, and he is mean spirited by nature.  That's all fantastic!  But he wouldn't drop the gloves to save his life. 

Jack did try to get in a fight this year, so there's that.  

It's pretty bleak.

 

 

 

 

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8 hours ago, MattPie said:

Schoenfeld's rapport with refs (example: Koharski).

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4 minutes ago, Kruppstahl said:

How about his punching skills!  I'm not sure it is possible for a Sabre to get in a fight right now.  Who's going to do it? 

Simmonds?  His best days are behind him by several years now...don't see him bothering to get in a fight.  He's probably our best shot right now though.  

Risto is a huge, strong guy, and he is mean spirited by nature.  That's all fantastic!  But he wouldn't drop the gloves to save his life. 

Jack did try to get in a fight this year, so there's that.  

It's pretty bleak.

EVERY player should be ready to drop them.  As Lindy said, "It's not how you come out of a fight, but how quickly you get into one."

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