ThePhantomListWriter Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 From the Home Office in Brooklyn, Top Ten SabreSpace Secrets SDS Was Required, By Some Constitutional Provision or Something, To Tell nfreeman 10. carpandean is Drew Stafford, no, really, he is 9. Wilbur actually is a posting dog — biodork created him in her evil laboratory, and she is just biding her time until she unleashes him onto the Internet at large 8. In gregkash's avatar, and now it's mine, that's actually Greg on the right 7. Yuri Olesha blocked SwampD for "constantly messaging me asking me for 'whatever I'm smoking.'" 6. d4rk is josie, josie is d4rk, it's all one ###### person, for the love of God!!!! 5. Chz is a morbidly obese long distance truck driver whose penis hasn't been washed since the morning of the Dave Hannan goal — wait, we knew that 4. The Great Board Crash occurred when SDS' gerbil "J.P." chewed through a cable in his bedroom 3. Both in drunken stupors, Ghost of Dwight Drane and john wawrow used the board's PM feature to exchange photos of each other in nut bras 2. It is your imagination — no one from the Buffalo sports media, let alone any of the Sabres, has ever visited here (and neither have aliens visited earth; just get over it; we are alone) And the Number One SabreSpace Secret SDS Was Required, By Some Constitutional Provision or Something, To Tell nfreeman............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 PA was born to a lady originally from the Pittsburgh area who had an ongoing extra-marital affair with Rick Jeanneret. (There's no other explanation for PA's ability to mimic the old man.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biodork Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 :clapping: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 biodork: They're real and they're spectacular... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 Inkman's calves are actually implants which were manufactured in Europe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabills Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 SDS is actually Larry Quinn, but not the Larry Quinn you're thinking of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueBlueGED Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 Sizzle is actually a socialist plant from Obama to convince us conservatives are crazy :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpandean Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 10. carpandean is Drew Stafford, no, really, he is I try hard now ... ... and I'm gonna gets paidz! **metal guitar rift** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doohickie Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 I thought the Home Office was in Depew.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R_Dudley Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 Deluca's day job is performing politeness training for high profile customer service company's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 How the heck did you revive a thread this old? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 How Why the heck did you revive a thread this old? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabres Fan in NS Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 How the heck did you revive a thread this old? They never archive anything unless it's brought to their attention as archivable. Therefore, kiss this beaut goodbye. But before that ... 1.) That all fancy stats are just made up on the spot and really have no impact, or report anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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