Mustache of God

What is the over/under that this guy played for Granato in the past and is another reclamation project that won't go anywhere.

I gotta stop using this Monkey Paw to influence Buffalo sports decisions. "I want Adams to make a trade to help the Sabres..." "I sure wish Von Miller would hit someone this year..."

Just got the baby down and oh, look, down two goals. ***** this team.

Please, god, make it stop. They're already dead.

Yup, remember when we had their first round pick that year and it was looking like it was going to be a really high pick and then it turned into the last pick of the round? That was fun.

Just got my baby to bed and turn the game on to see the sabres in a 3-0 hole immediately turn into a 4-0 hole. I am now turning the game off to watch reruns instead. This team is starting to break me.

You should do what the voice in your heart tells you to do.

There's a direct correlation of looking like a 70's porn star and scoring goals...scoring begets scoring. Take Alex Tuch for example, started the season 'stache-less and he sucked complete ass. Now that he's got some serious face-lace he's filling up all sorts of nets.

Who wants more than one win in a row? This guy!

Sabres should sign Perry

I'm fortunate enough to have a beer league hockey game overlap with tonight's game, so perhaps I'm spared another stinker. However, since I'm not able to watch there's a good chance the Sabres actually show up and play a game worth watching.

Are Rosen and Kulich playing?

More than one win in a row would be good to see.

Wow they got the call right..

Nice save by comrie at the end there to keep is at zeros.

This has been a boring game this far.

How is the power play this ***** bad????

I think Benson gets his first tonight. Gotta imagine he'll have some family and friends in attendance.

I'm glad VO is finally ready to be unleashed.

What. The. *****.

Poor Kyle micd up for this turd fest. The usable material they have is pathetic.

All I want is to be entertained, why is that so hard to ask? This has been a string of absolute garbage hockey.

"It's a learning experience this young team needs to grow from. You can't win in this league if you don't know how to lose 8-2."

VOCTOR OLOFFSON, CAPTAON CLUTCH

The broadcast made zero mention that power threw a no look backhand pass into the slot and that's why the puck was in the net.