deluca67 Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 You hear some stories and you have to wonder if they are true. I would not believe this if my wife had not been there. If you are eating, please do not continue reading. My wife ordered a dress from a popular women's store in the North-towns. I drove her to pick up the dress this evening. She walked into the store and in a matter of moments she left the store with what can best be described as a look of horror. Apparently a female customer had taken it upon herself to relieve herself on the floor in front of the cash register. My wife did not witness the act it's self, only the gruesome after math. I am going to be 48 years old this year and I have never heard of anything so horrific. What in the hell is wrong with people? Why would anyone even consider doing something like this. My poor wife is now in what seemingly appears to be a permanent state of nausea. We were heading out to dinner after and those plans went out the door. Seriously! What is wrong with people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinky finger Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Always hated the dump and chase style of play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjag Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Sticker shock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deluca67 Posted July 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Always hated the dump and chase style of play. Outstanding response. :thumbsup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Buffalo Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 You hear some stories and you have to wonder if they are true. I would not believe this if my wife had not been there. If you are eating, please do not continue reading. My wife ordered a dress from a popular women's store in the North-towns. I drove her to pick up the dress this evening. She walked into the store and in a matter of moments she left the store with what can best be described as a look of horror. Apparently a female customer had taken it upon herself to relieve herself on the floor in front of the cash register. My wife did not witness the act it's self, only the gruesome after math. I am going to be 48 years old this year and I have never heard of anything so horrific. What in the hell is wrong with people? Why would anyone even consider doing something like this. My poor wife is now in what seemingly appears to be a permanent state of nausea. We were heading out to dinner after and those plans went out the door. Seriously! What is wrong with people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude that is tame, spend a nite working in ER in Yonkers 1 evening, forgot how sheltered Amherst is... Or a day strolling around Capital in the 1980s, a lot of folks with psych issues that don't make itbto burbs. D welcome to the Muffy and Dave fan level... Seriously it could've been a lot worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampD Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Did the store deserve it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjag Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Let's put 20 seconds on the clock and Tosh.0 this: Is this modern day lay away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woods-racer Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Did the store deserve it? Only if they where selling those sugar free gummy bear candies Liger is fond of, other wise, did the person who cleaned it up deserve it? Reminds me of Clint Eastwood in the Unforgiven... Deserves got nothing to do with it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampD Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 (edited) Let's put 20 seconds on the clock and Tosh.0 this: Is this modern day lay away? It's a buy 1 get 2 for free special. Edited July 11, 2015 by SwampD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewookie1 Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 Was there a jump scare or something, it sounds like she had the scared right out of her..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnkirishone Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 at least the age ole question has been answered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woods-racer Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 at least the age ole question has been answered The chicken came first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnkirishone Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 The chicken came first? where will you be when diarrhea strikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjag Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 Clean up aisle one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunomatic Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 During the early eighties i had the displeasure of seeing a very large drunk women drop her drawers, bend over and urinate in a shopping mall parking lot. She emptied her bladder in a stream that shot what seemed like 15 feet behind her. Being 20ish and somewhat new to the ways of the world and maybe 10 feet from the ahem, lady at the time I got a close up view of the proceedings and needless to say this incident left a scar on my very soul. My condolences to the wife DeLuca. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwksndmonster Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 You hear some stories and you have to wonder if they are true. I would not believe this if my wife had not been there. If you are eating, please do not continue reading. My wife ordered a dress from a popular women's store in the North-towns. I drove her to pick up the dress this evening. She walked into the store and in a matter of moments she left the store with what can best be described as a look of horror. Apparently a female customer had taken it upon herself to relieve herself on the floor in front of the cash register. My wife did not witness the act it's self, only the gruesome after math. I am going to be 48 years old this year and I have never heard of anything so horrific. What in the hell is wrong with people? Why would anyone even consider doing something like this. My poor wife is now in what seemingly appears to be a permanent state of nausea. We were heading out to dinner after and those plans went out the door. Seriously! What is wrong with people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! During the early eighties i had the displeasure of seeing a very large drunk women drop her drawers, bend over and urinate in a shopping mall parking lot. She emptied her bladder in a stream that shot what seemed like 15 feet behind her. Being 20ish and somewhat new to the ways of the world and maybe 10 feet from the ahem, lady at the time I got a close up view of the proceedings and needless to say this incident left a scar on my very soul. My condolences to the wife DeLuca. This thread (and board) is amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunomatic Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 This thread (and board) is amazing. I know right ? :sick: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobody Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 (edited) I hope you were a good husband and went in after that and got the dress for your wife. What color is the dress? White & Gold or Black & Blue? Edited July 12, 2015 by nobody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 (edited) You hear some stories and you have to wonder if they are true. I would not believe this if my wife had not been there. If you are eating, please do not continue reading. My wife ordered a dress from a popular women's store in the North-towns. I drove her to pick up the dress this evening. She walked into the store and in a matter of moments she left the store with what can best be described as a look of horror. Apparently a female customer had taken it upon herself to relieve herself on the floor in front of the cash register. My wife did not witness the act it's self, only the gruesome after math. I am going to be 48 years old this year and I have never heard of anything so horrific. What in the hell is wrong with people? Why would anyone even consider doing something like this. My poor wife is now in what seemingly appears to be a permanent state of nausea. We were heading out to dinner after and those plans went out the door. Seriously! What is wrong with people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sugar free gummy bears ? Edited July 12, 2015 by Heimdall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woods-racer Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 Sugar free gummy bears ? It's you that likes the sugar free gummy bears! Sorry Liger, I brought your name into this. It's Heimdall that hands out free gummy bears to unsuspecting shoppers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueBlueGED Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 You're married? OMG indeed :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biodork Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 I'm guessing you don't have pets, lol... not that it isn't gross, but enough to cancel dinner plans later that evening? Maybe I'm just desensitized after cleaning dog poop on a nightly basis for several weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I am Defecting Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 Poor baby. Did you see a poo poo, and need a hug? I am so sowwy you had to see that poo poo or pee pee wittle baby. Aw you awight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 It's you that likes the sugar free gummy bears! Sorry Liger, I brought your name into this. It's Heimdall that hands out free gummy bears to unsuspecting shoppers! I been thinking of getting a bag for my colleagues, could prolly just place a bowl at work and no one would know where it came from :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattPie Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 I'm guessing you don't have pets, lol... not that it isn't gross, but enough to cancel dinner plans later that evening? Maybe I'm just desensitized after cleaning dog poop on a nightly basis for several weeks. Or kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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