Spudz Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 See, I would've said that's what he gets for letting the wife out of the kitchen. :D ;) Yeah, I'm looking forward to how certain people respond to this one. How dare you imply that a woman should only be in the kitchen.... I let mine to at least wander the house I.E. kitchen, laundry room, bedroom.... etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjag Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 #1 - I picked the Devils & Sharks to come out of their respective conferences. #2 - My wife's boss....he's blaming everything under the sun on her when the reasons those problems occur are 100% out of her control. She calls me a couple of times a day about this and she's (unfortunately) bringing the stress home with her. I'm ready to break this guy's nose. You actually pay attention to your wife talk about her day? :unsure: I've had my 'uh-huh' filter installed for years now. :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 #2 - My wife's boss....he's blaming everything under the sun on her when the reasons those problems occur are 100% out of her control. She calls me a couple of times a day about this and she's (unfortunately) bringing the stress home with her. I'm ready to break this guy's nose. It could be worse. She could be #%^$#!ing him and come home stress free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucci Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 You actually pay attention to your wife talk about her day? :unsure: I've had my 'uh-huh' filter installed for years now. :blink: Depends how long he has been married. My filter has been running for a while now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Wings Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Depends how long he has been married. My filter has been running for a while now. 12+ years. My filter has officially been worn out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Wings Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 It could be worse. She could be #%^$#!ing him and come home stress free. If you ever see this guy, you'd totally understand why that would never happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 How dare you imply that a woman should only be in the kitchen....I let mine to at least wander the house I.E. kitchen, laundry room, bedroom.... etc. But if you merge all of those into one room... If you ever see this guy, you'd totally understand why that would never happen. Does he have freakishly huge calf muscles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Does he have freakishly huge calf muscles? Chicks dig 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjag Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 12+ years. My filter has officially been worn out. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 I have to complain about the fact that inky has been pumping those calves with steroids for years, yet no one ever points it out. His entire post count is the product of performance enhancers and should be reset to zero immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbochan Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Geez. It's Thursday again already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonderbread Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Chicks dig 'em. This has to be photoshopped you freak of nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spndnchz Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 I have to complain about the fact that inky has been pumping those calves with steroids for years, yet no one ever points it out. His entire post count is the product of performance enhancers and should be reset to zero immediately. I thought they were implants? :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 I thought they were implants? :blush: Either way, all I have to say is this: inkman* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spndnchz Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Either way, all I have to say is this: inkman* :w00t: :w00t: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spndnchz Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 My complaint is.... boyfriends and gift giving. So we talked about giving each other something to "celebrate" the three month anniversary (yeah, 3 month's long time at my age). So the day comes and he hands me this long box (yes girls, like a jewelry box) so I'm thinking nice bracelet or watch? Nope. Sonofabitch gives me car wash tickets. Carwashfukintickets? Are you serious? That's like getting lock de-icer for your car for Christmas. WTF? I stood there looking like it was my childhood hamster in the box and it's not breathing. He was done. His present? Metallica tickets. Yeah, those are mine now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobody Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 He was done. His present? Metallica tickets. Yeah, those are mine now. Ink is free that night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobody Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Chicks dig 'em. Too bad you only worked on the one leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spndnchz Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Ink is free that night. He's going with his brother, the one with the large left calve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobody Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 He's going with his brother, the one with the large left calve. Might need to have an extra ticket for that calf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonderbread Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 My complaint is.... boyfriends and gift giving. So we talked about giving each other something to "celebrate" the three month anniversary (yeah, 3 month's long time at my age). So the day comes and he hands me this long box (yes girls, like a jewelry box) so I'm thinking nice bracelet or watch? Nope. Sonofabitch gives me car wash tickets. Carwashfukintickets? Are you serious? That's like getting lock de-icer for your car for Christmas. WTF? I stood there looking like it was my childhood hamster in the box and it's not breathing. He was done. His present? Metallica tickets. Yeah, those are mine now. wow that is shiity. sorry I would have at least gotten you some new floor mats to go along with the carwash tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjag Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 My complaint is.... boyfriends and gift giving. So we talked about giving each other something to "celebrate" the three month anniversary (yeah, 3 month's long time at my age). So the day comes and he hands me this long box (yes girls, like a jewelry box) so I'm thinking nice bracelet or watch? Nope. Sonofabitch gives me car wash tickets. Carwashfukintickets? Are you serious? That's like getting lock de-icer for your car for Christmas. WTF? I stood there looking like it was my childhood hamster in the box and it's not breathing. He was done. His present? Metallica tickets. Yeah, those are mine now. That was bad. Sorry.. "Carwashfukintickets?" made me laugh.. I thought your neighbor waters your car for free.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Wings Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Does he have freakishly huge calf muscles? Not as huge as inky's...but his most prominent feature is his freakishly huge stomach/abdominal area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 My complaint is.... boyfriends and gift giving. So we talked about giving each other something to "celebrate" the three month anniversary (yeah, 3 month's long time at my age). So the day comes and he hands me this long box (yes girls, like a jewelry box) so I'm thinking nice bracelet or watch? Nope. Sonofabitch gives me car wash tickets. Carwashfukintickets? Are you serious? That's like getting lock de-icer for your car for Christmas. WTF? I stood there looking like it was my childhood hamster in the box and it's not breathing. He was done. His present? Metallica tickets. Yeah, those are mine now. Aren't Metallica tickets a little expensive for a three month anniversary gift? :blink: I think your expectations are a little high. If you talked about getting each other a little something, you probably should have been a little more clear on the price-tag. So we're goin' to Metallica now right? Parking's on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McJeff215 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Is there anything more ridiculous than vanity plates? I recently saw an older guy driving a '70's Trans Am with the vanity plate 2W1LD4U. Seriously? :lol: I've seriously seen one in Atlanta... "BJ Gal." Today's complaint is simple. Traffic. I freaking hate it when it takes more than an hour to get home from work. What a wasted hour of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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