SwampD Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 My complaint: Calling a customer service center, having to navigate the computer generated responses, when the issue can only be solved by a real person, being put on hold with elevator music for like an hour. Try this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 hahahahaha. hilarious! Inky let it play out. Chicks dig that sort of thing. Play the i'm not really that interested in you game. It'll drive her away or drive her wild for you, Either way you'll know where you stand! Yeah, I've been playing it cool. After all, I am cool. If it wasn't for how absolutely perfect our dates have been, I wouldn't be so verklempt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted December 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Yeah, I've been playing it cool. After all, I am cool. If it wasn't for how absolutely perfect our dates have been, I wouldn't be so verklempt. This post is preceded by this Inky gem from yesterday... I prefer swelling in the throat, but that's just me. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spndnchz Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 My complaint: Calling a customer service center, having to navigate the computer generated responses, when the issue can only be solved by a real person, being put on hold with elevator music for like an hour. Try this http://gethuman.com/ all the backdoor to most companies phone systems. works like a charm. Dammit beaten by a swamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted December 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 I f***ing hate winter....as it is near blizzard like conditions in downtown Buffalo. :angry: I can't wait to retire and become a snowbird. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 The weather outside is frightful And work is never delightful To home, there's no way I can go So I'm stuck at work in this crappy snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 The weather outside is frightful And work is never delightful To home, there's no way I can go So I'm stuck at work in this crappy snow. I would have preferred a sno-ku. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 This post is preceded by this Inky gem from yesterday... :D Funny you say that, but I can't ever think of a relationship where I didn't end up in the sack within the first 48 hours. With her, it hasn't even been a thought. (okay, maybe a thought but nothing that I've acted on) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 I would have preferred a sno-ku. Some like a sno-ku I don't share that point of view. So I say f*ck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Some like a sno-ku I don't share that point of view. So I say f*ck you. Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Brilliant. Yeah, but unnecessarily mean. I think you know I'm kidding, though. My building is now swaying in the wind. I can tell because the pulls for the blinds are slapping against the windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
korab rules Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Funny you say that, but I can't ever think of a relationship where I didn't end up in the sack within the first 48 hours. With her, it hasn't even been a thought. (okay, maybe a thought but nothing that I've acted on) There's your problem. Girls who jump in the sack in the first 48 hours are fun to hang with for a while, but they aren't exactly "take home to mother" material. Hope this doesn't offend Chz or PA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Funny you say that, but I can't ever think of a relationship where I didn't end up in the sack within the first 48 hours. With her, it hasn't even been a thought. (okay, maybe a thought but nothing that I've acted on) Next you'll be dating guys. I suggest d4rk. He seems like the lonely type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Next you'll be dating guys. I suggest d4rk. He seems like the lonely type. :( the voices in my head keep me company when they don't have anything better to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spndnchz Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 There's your problem. Girls who jump in the sack in the first 48 hours are fun to hang with for a while, but they aren't exactly "take home to mother" material. Hope this doesn't offend Chz or PA. Maybe I can get carp to do a chart on my hrs before sack over the years? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonderbread Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 :( the voices in my head keep me company when they don't have anything better to do. Tell your voices to stop talking to my voices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Tell your voices to stop talking to my voices. Every time I try to punish the voices I blackout and wake up with no memory of what I was doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Yeah, but unnecessarily mean. I think you know I'm kidding, though. My building is now swaying in the wind. I can tell because the pulls for the blinds are slapping against the windows. I thought you were serious. :blush: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 This one's going out to inkman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUSFoGILDsg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spndnchz Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Sleepwalking. I don't remember a thing when my roomy tells me I was up the night before. I'm clawing at the windows, digging in corners. I woke up downstairs on the couch and distinctly remember going to bed up stairs that night. I told her one morning my jaw hurt and she said "Oh, that's because I slapped u last night trying to wake ur ars up". it's not every night but it still scares me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Sleepwalking. I don't remember a thing when my roomy tells me I was up the night before. I'm clawing at the windows, digging in corners. I woke up downstairs on the couch and distinctly remember going to bed up stairs that night. I told her one morning my jaw hurt and she said "Oh, that's because I slapped u last night trying to wake ur ars up". it's not every night but it still scares me. Where to begin, where to begin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spndnchz Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Where to begin, where to begin? I know, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Where to begin, where to begin? It really wouldn't take much effort to tie that post into Inkman's earlier complaint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 It really wouldn't take much effort to tie that post into Inkman's earlier complaint. Yeah, but that's too easy. This is the chance of a lifetime. I am meeting with my advisers and expect to release a statement at approximately 4:15 p.m. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spndnchz Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 True Dat. :D Okay, so I've been on 3 dates with the same girl in the past 2 weeks. We met on match.com. Our dates were flawless. Totally into one another, similar interests, similar tastes, similar pasts, similar place in life. Here is the thing: When we aren't together, things feel WAAAYYYY different than when we are together. Maybe she's not a big texter, maybe she doesn't express herself well outside of face to face contact, but I'm bouncing off the walls trying to figure out what the deal is. I should probably just take cues from our interaction together, and proceed like everything is kosher but something makes me leary about the whole situation. She's pretty secretive about what she's doing when she's not with me. I don't want to pry, but I just left a situation where the girl I was dating had a boyfriend. The feeling is eerily similar. Maybe I'm overreacting but I'm going nuts. She's not a Twitter chick? http://www.break.com...r-chick-1514813 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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