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Ya know what, f### Teddy Bruschi and f### those puppies!

Lord no!

Because puns suck. Is that even a pun? Well whatever it is, it sucks.

BMI says I'm overweight. Please, I got abs, bi###es!?

Whenever Gary Glitter comes on at work, I always do the "who sings it and what is he in prison for?" game.

No letter for Okposo. Dude has no game.

Bet. $1 Mortimer?

It's the second link in Flagg's opening post.

The only notable thing about Alexander Sulzer was how Mike Schopp said his name.

Thank goodness!

My dot sits over Noam Chomsky's face in the bottom left corner.

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Just spent 2 hours doing my department's payroll. Man, that sucks! Nothing I hate more than sitting in an office. It sure would be nice if the actual payroll department could do it...but noooo. Now I have ink on my hands and I'm pretty sure I've gone stir crazy.

Really? I had no idea. And it seems no one agrees with me on Russia.

Seriously, no idea?

What'd I do?

Love Lindsey Vonn!

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Nope, the mob murdered his father over his gambling issues and forced him out of the league.

Does he do a ton of blow?

9 with a big ol C on the front of it.

His landlord laughs.

I got a buddy who takes it out of the rent when the dryer in the laundry room in his building eats his quarters. He actually will take .75¢ out of the rent. I think that's hilarious.

I laughed my balls off at this. Thank you.

Allegedly