Milan Lucic as goalie coach

[inkman]

Might as well, if Staal was brought in, why stop there.  Just hire everyone Sabres fans hate and stick a fork in them.  It’ll make the transition to Kraken fandom really easy. 

[sabresouth]

Ville Leino forwards coach

[PromoTheRobot]

Day drinking, are we?

[Pimlach]

14 minutes ago, sabresouth said:

Ville Leino forwards coach

Why settle for Leino when we can get Kozlov? 

[Wyldnwoody44]

Sobotka for motivational speaker? 

[inkman]

12 minutes ago, PromoTheRobot said:

Day drinking, are we?

Eric Staal can’t be the lead offseason move. It just can’t. Have a sense of your fans.  We all hate the guy.  Just bury the news until after something else has been announced.  The org has no pulse on the fans.  If Marchand retires, they should bring him in as well.  The head of Junk Spearing and Face Licking. 

[shrader]

1 hour ago, Wyldnwoody44 said:

Sobotka for motivational speaker? 

I would have created a brand new position for Patrik Berglund titled the Vice President of Seeing it Through. 

[PASabreFan]

Brad Park for Playoff Overtime Assistant Coach. @Sabres Fan in NS

[Stads]

Erik Rasmussen as National Director of "Guy Who Has All the Tools But Just Can't Put it Together"

[Wyldnwoody44]

Zhitnik for shooting accuracy and Schmelik for zone clearing. 

We could do this all day 😉

[shrader]

Taro Tsujimoto as the Director of Playoff Chances.

[JoeSchmoe]

Terry Pegula for Owner.

[bob_sauve28]

1 hour ago, PASabreFan said:

Brad Park for Playoff Overtime Assistant Coach. @Sabres Fan in NS

That still hurts! 

[LabattBlue]

Phil Housley - VP of It’s Okay to be a Wuss

[sabresouth]

Sabres Tooth really needs some help. Not sure who we could bring in to help him out.

Oh yeah, KA that's the ticket. Well actually not sure he's qualified for that position either. 

[inkman]

3 hours ago, LabattBlue said:

Phil Housley - VP of It’s Okay to be a Wuss

I would have went with POPO, President of Purse Operations 

[dudacek]

Matthew Barnaby, director of Mother’s Day celebrations and driving with three wheels.

[Wyldnwoody44]

ROR as coffee Barista and driver Ed teacher.