WildCard Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Sharpen your pitch forks, grab your torches, and bitch slap the fan next to you, because your Buffalo Sabres are marching down to North Carolina for some pillaging and baby eating. Your Mongol hoard will lay siege to the Hurricanes tonight after coming an insulting defeat at the hands of the Toronto Maple Leafs on Saturday night. Minus Jack Eichel, who was too busy playing a game of 'poop or fart' to play any other games, and hitting the end of a stretch in which they played 3 games in 4 nights, including back-to-backs, the Sabres were pretty much dominated in every facet, and looked nothing like the ravaging hoard of plague wielding, baby eating lunatics that will salt the earth that is the PatheticNutsackCanes Arena tonight. The Hurricanes look more like a rainstorm than anything remotely resembling terrifying. Sitting at 76 points, Rainstorm Carolina is in the perfect position to both a) get a draft pick and b) miss the playoffs. Congrats, Carolina, on treading water just long enough to ensure you lose all 5 of your fans. Carolina has a 3-3-4 record in their last 10, and is currently coming off a 3-2 OT loss in Minnesota on Saturday. Look for Johnson vs Ward. Game Preview All Stats:Carolina @ Buffalo, 2-27-2015, (4-1 win)Carolina @ Buffalo, 3-12-2016, (3-2 win) Monday Practice Report As for Lehner, he said, the team is simply proceeding with caution. "Just want to take it slow," Bylsma said. "You're dealing with the ankle, [a] continuing of the ankle sprain. He could tape it up and try today and see how the tweak goes or see where it's at, but really kind of taking a full rest and recovery at this time." Bylsma also provided updates on two Sabres in the midst of dealing with long-term injuries. Defenseman Cody Franson has missed 14 games with a neck injury while forward Tyler Ennis has missed 36 with a concussion. "Franson's off the ice and really kind of in a holding pattern for how he's feeling," Bylsma said. "Tyler's doing quite well, is improving, worked out and skated this morning so he's doing better and better [with] hopes of maybe moving in a positive direction in the next seven days." Buffalo:Forwards:9 Evander Kane – 90 Ryan O'Reilly – 44 Nicolas Deslauriers 28 Zemgus Girgensons – 15 Jack Eichel – 23 Sam Reinhart 82 Marcus Foligno – 22 Johan Larsson – 12 Brian Gionta 19 Cal O'Reilly – 17 David Legwand – 26 Matt Moulson Defense:4 Josh Gorges – 55 Rasmus Ristolainen 29 Jake McCabe – 47 Zach Bogosian 25 Carlo Colaiacovo – 3 Mark Pysyk Goalies:40 Robin Lehner31 Chad Johnson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Down with the PatheticNutSacks! I want Fasching to have a surprise WWE style entrance in the middle of the 2nd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude_Verret Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Torches and bitch slap hand ready in NC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonHextallsShoulderPads Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 i will be there. tickets were........$17 or FREE with a student ID. that's where they're at now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude_Verret Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 i will be there. tickets were........$17 or FREE with a student ID. that's where they're at now. I haven't paid for a ticket to a canes game since the spring of 2006. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonHextallsShoulderPads Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 I haven't paid for a ticket to a canes game since the spring of 2006. That's amazing! I'm surprised it's just not open admission. Can't wait to see all the Sabres fans. Bummed I don't get to watch Eichel in action. Kind of the reason I'm driving 3 hours for the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted March 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 That's amazing! I'm surprised it's just not open admission. Can't wait to see all the Sabres fans. Bummed I don't get to watch Eichel in action. Kind of the reason I'm driving 3 hours for the game.He's playing tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonHextallsShoulderPads Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 He's playing tonight oh! you had minus jack eichel, so i thought he was out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGR4GM Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 oh! you had minus jack eichel, so i thought he was out He missed the Toronto game with either food poisoning or a 24 hour bug. He's suppose to be good to go tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueBlueGED Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Glad to see WC was able to peel himself away from the Stamkos thread long enough to do a proper GDT. Our last few have been...lacking. I'm so excited for this game I stabbed a friend's baby with a spork at dinner last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted March 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Glad to see WC was able to peel himself away from the Stamkos thread long enough to do a proper GDT. Our last few have been...lacking. I'm so excited for this game I stabbed a friend's baby with a spork at dinner last night. You mean the Hall > Stamkos thread? :flirt: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dEnnis the Menace Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) watching this one at our hotel (Ronald McDonald House). Going to give the boys time to rest. :thumbsup: Gonna have to remember not to scream at TV lol Edited March 22, 2016 by dEnnis the Menace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted March 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 watching this one at our hotel (Ronald McDonald House). Going to give the boys time to rest. :thumbsup: Gonna have to remember not to scream at TV lol Good news is, baby eating during pillaging only applies to the opponents kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dEnnis the Menace Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Good news is, baby eating during pillaging only applies to the opponents kids great news actually hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude_Verret Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 So on top of the tickets I already have, I was just offered two at center ice about 10 rows up. I've sat in these before and they are the best in the house. Unfortunately I can't use them since neither my wife or I have time today to go pick them up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonHextallsShoulderPads Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 So on top of the tickets I already have, I was just offered two at center ice about 10 rows up. I've sat in these before and they are the best in the house. Unfortunately I can't use them since neither my wife or I have time today to go pick them up. where are they? i'll pay for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude_Verret Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 where are they? i'll pay for them. They're already taken, he just offered to me first since he knows I'm a Sabres fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woods-racer Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 I'm on a diet. Can I skip the baby eating and just wield a pitch fork and toss a few torches at the mostly-cloudy fans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brawndo Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Glad to see WC was able to peel himself away from the Stamkos thread long enough to do a proper GDT. Our last few have been...lacking. . Having started the Toronto GDT, I agree wholeheartedly with this statement. Plus the fact the Sabres are 0-5 when I start the GDT this season. Johnson in net Jack's back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted March 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Having started the Toronto GDT, I agree wholeheartedly with this statement. Plus the fact the Sabres are 0-5 when I start the GDT this season. Johnson in net Jack's back Dude, someone has a voodoo doll lying around of you, because your juju when it comes to GDT's and attending games is other worldly. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woods-racer Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Joe-Boo paging Joe-Boo Can Joe-Boo please come to the Brawndo residence? (live chickens, a sharp knife and incense will be needed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brawndo Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Dude, someone has a voodoo doll lying around of you, because your juju when it comes to GDT's and attending games is other worldly. :lol: It worked like a charm for the CHL Standings ;) Joe-Boo paging Joe-Boo Can Joe-Boo please come to the Brawndo residence? (live chickens, a sharp knife and incense will be needed) Better bring a Priest, Rabbi, Iman and Shaman as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted March 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Joe-Boo paging Joe-Boo Can Joe-Boo please come to the Brawndo residence? (live chickens, a sharp knife and incense will be needed) Hats, for bats? Hats....for bats.... It worked like a charm for the CHL Standings ;) Better bring a Priest, Rabbi, Iman and Shaman as well. This is true. Plus, I'm 1-2 in games attended this year, and I'm pretty sure I'm well below .500 in GDT record Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Better bring a Priest, Rabbi, Iman and Shaman as well. A doctor, a priest, a rabbi, an iman and a shaman walk into a bar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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