nobody Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 More importantly does anyone know the penalty for driving into a Tim Horton's in Canada? You are banned from that store for 6 months. You have to use the one across the street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3putt Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 I am glad they made the contract buyout proof. Whew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 DUI ----(leap) (short, reasonable hop) ----> Driving sloppy drunk. please allow me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueBlueGED Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 Wonder if he was drunk enough to accept my marriage proposal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sodbuster Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 please allow me.I mean, he did drive INTO a building, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3putt Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 Maybe the nav on his fancy new ride was whack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 I mean, he did drive INTO a building, right? i mean, fook's sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IKnowPhysics Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 The sign said Drive Thru. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3putt Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 The sign said Drive Thru.Not Drive into Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpandean Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 Why can't we have nice things? :cry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude_Verret Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 When I was 24.....I hadn't signed the richest contract in Sabres history. Shape up youngster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueBlueGED Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 I really don't mean to make light of the situation, but does anyone know if Canada practices the same brand of celebrity/athlete "slap on the wrist justice" that we do here in the States? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IKnowPhysics Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 Why can't we have nice things? :cry: Keep calm, the Tim Hortons was in Canada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woods-racer Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 He has a bump in his shiny amour after he was knighted a Sabre. I shall cast him out of my shrine of perfect hockey players and relegate him to human status effective immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 When I was 24.....I hadn't signed the richest contract in Sabres history. Shape up youngster. I really don't mean to make light of the situation, but does anyone know if Canada practices the same brand of celebrity/athlete "slap on the wrist justice" that we do here in the States? There are actual consequences when you don't have money, so he'll be fine and everyone will completely forget about this come October Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3putt Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 Grumpy Cat is going to be a bit grumpier today. And TPegs has gotta be thinking that fracking had less negative publicity than owning sports franchises Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IKnowPhysics Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 I mean, he already has an agent that will: 1) Get him paid with little chance of buyout. 2) Be smart enough to shut off his twitter before the news breaks. Ryan O'Reilly will be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brawndo Posted July 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 From Twitter. List of penalties for this offense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3putt Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 But those of us that questioned the acquisition were told that he was the squekiest thing outside of Jonathan Toews. Now to paraphrase GoDD, we have a 52 million dollar second line center. Hmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 Good thing they held off on having his presser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueBlueGED Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 But those of us that questioned the acquisition were told that he was the squekiest thing outside of Jonathan Toews. Now to paraphrase GoDD, we have a 52 million dollar second line center. Hmmm. All of the praise for O'Reilly was hockey-related. And all of that is still 100% valid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IKnowPhysics Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 But those of us that questioned the acquisition were told that he was the squekiest thing outside of Jonathan Toews. Now to paraphrase GoDD, we have a 52 million dollar second line center. Hmmm. Tweet Joe Sakic and ask him if he's still covered by the warranty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 Good thing they held off on having his presser. Signed July 2, hit a TimmyHo's July 9. Sabres just getting wind now? I doubt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 Signed July 2, hit a TimmyHo's July 9. Sabres just getting wind now? I doubt it. fair deuce. (the joke i was sorta trying to make is that they'd have been better off having his intro press conference right away, so as to avoid having this as the central talking point.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr632 Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 So tim horton drives back to buffalo drunk and crashes his car and kills himself and ROR drives drunk and crashed into a tim hortons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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