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Holy cow, he was 28 in that scene! I'd have guessed 48. Man, the 70's were rough on people.

I'm going to choose to believe it and will spout it at bars.

Hey @Eleven, this one's for you!

*****in twice as long as normal.

It's adorable how they're sticking to the French thing. This won't take forever or anything...

The fact that I'm an ass means I have to say that Lent ends on Holy Thursday, not Easter.

One of my dogs has gone and decided to be epileptic. Gotta pick up the seizure meds tomorrow. He had his first seizure 2 years ago after getting into the tulips in the garden. Then he had another one exactly one year later and I dug up all the bulbs. I figured it had to be environmental. Then he had 2 on Tuesday night and one of them lasted for over 4 minutes. NOT environmental! Blood work showed nothing out of the ordinary. A completely healthy dog. Turns out they can just develop epilepsy out of nowhere.

Suhzeech! Nah, I'm with you on sawsidge. Folks round here love to call kielbasa "kielbas-ie". It hits the ear wrong and I hate it.

Turns out he was just a little better than Derek Roy. (7 more points in the same timeframe)

Yep! Thanks to COVID no one questions my mask. I'm in the office now for most of the time. I've been promoted off of the casino floor as of about 8 months ago. I still go out there and handle things, but I'm not required to stay in the pits now.

Roll into work, fire someone, eat pie, throw a dip in....I should be allowed to drink at work. That's 3 in the last 2 weeks. I'm sure there will be at least 6 more this summer. The next big time for me is Christmas. I'll lose another 8 or 10 between Christmas Eve and New Years Day.

Maybe not, but choking out a bitch in a Darth Vader mask is!

Pretty good UFC event last night. The first fight of the night ended quick in round 1 with a snapped arm(beauty). Alex Volkanovski is just awesome to watch fight. Just an absolute beast of a human. Pieced up Max Holloway for 5 rounds with a broken right hand and wasn't losing for even 1 second of the fight. Unbelievable. Oh and Israel Adesanya is awful to watch fight, still!

Is Kevin Durant the softest player in professional sports? Yes or yes? By all means, get him out of Brooklyn so that franchise can crawl back down the shitter again(and maybe the Knicks can win a game or two against them this year). But for real, does anyone beg to be on ready-made teams more than this guy? Oh and ***** the Nets and ***** their fans. Bunch of rats. Bout to watch em all jump ship again. PS: I'm happy that the Knicks signed Jalen Brunson. I think that might work out.

I was taking my dogs for their afternoon walk and they got about 3 blocks from the house and said "***** this!" They're both laid out in front of the a/c vent and I don't forsee them moving until the sun goes down. It must suck not being able to sweat.

I'm finally off for 2 days. Thank Christ! I just worked the last 7 in a row, because I did a favor for a colleague. It was supposed to be 8 in a row, but he decided that he didn't need last Wednesday off so I took it. No one has suffered more than me!

Hey everyone. That new Jurassic Park movie sucked. But it was mildly amusing that they went with Bill Gates as the basis for the bad guy character. *****in terrible.

Ugh! I can't ***** do it! Once upon a time I did a few P90x circuits. There's a 2 hour yoga workout on there that I never made it more than 55 minutes into. Very difficult. Fantastic workout. I was always dripping sweat afterwards, but it never soothes my mind or whatever people claim to get out of it. Yoga and ASMR, 2 things that people claim to be soothing, just make me want to hit stuff. Mostly it's the voices, and the dumb ass words used.

The Vet's office changed my dogs dosage today of his anti-itch pill. They said "he's lost weight, so he needs this dosage." Ok, fine. But my dog hasn't been to the vet since September. He takes this medication every ***** day. So, has he been on the wrong dose for 9 months? Or are you ***** me over because they are $2.53/pill no matter if it's 16mg or 5.4mg? Edit: By the way, I've checked the dosage chart. They are right about his dose based on the weight that they have. But still....9 months?

I'm at wonderful nurse and my wife is the worst ***** patient imaginable! She behaves for like, the first day. After that it's like trying to keep a toddler alive.

Sign them as young as possible for as long and cheap as possible. The longer you wait, the more it costs you.

My one neighbor's backyard is a garbage dump of empty potting soil bags, empty and broken vegetable containers and overgrown shrubs.his garage is filled with hoarder ***** and a car that hasn't moved in the 9 years that I've lived here. The lawn gets mowed like once every 3 weeks, and it's by his wife, when she gets sick of looking at it. I love listening to her bitch about it. And this guy had the nerve to bitch about my kid and his friends playing in the street out in front of my house. Eat my ass, buddy! They ain't hurting nothing and it's before 9pm.