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Hey everyone. Markstrom still sucks!

Daily reminder that Markstrom is terrible.

Dude, Scott Foster was reffing the Celtics game tonight. He is the king of extending playoff series.

Markstrom is awful, right? I mean, not particularly that goal/no goal, just in general. He looks pretty awful every time a puck flies near him. Oil just gotta shoot. Haha, see! Told ya.

3:21 until a fun game starts and I'm going to pass out before the anthem.

Jesus, this game sucks.

Lol, I was on the job. She wasn't there for me. She was specifically targeting one very famous professional athlete. He left with the bartender. She had to settle for a significantly less famous professional athlete. I'm sure she did well, $ wise.

I've had a lot of low points in my life. Never have I been lower than the one time that a hooker corrected my grammar. "How are you?" She says to me. "Good." I reply. Wow which she says, "Well. You look good. You're doing well." Glad that English degree was paying off for her.

Wait a minute, here. A town whose culinary contribution to the world is actual garbage is talking ***** about someone else's food?

He is I and I is him, slim with the tilted brim. What's my mother *****in name? Come on, Snoop Dogg taught everyone this in '93.

So I looked at the standings at the end of the first round and I said to myself "holy *****! Everyone on sabrespace picked at least 7 out of 8 series winners correctly! We really are the smartest fans in hockey!" And then I realized that the standings could be expanded. Man, some of y'all are just bad!

Sure. That's probably what I was going for. But you worked it out.

The Gretzky Bet MGM commercial irks me. It has the Bellagio as the background and Wayne is supposed to be standing betweent two ice giants formed out of the frozen Bellagio fountains. I get that MGM Resorts operates the Bellagio, but this is like a Lexus commercial that's full of Toyota's and Scions. The MGM Grand is down the street ffs. No one on earth cares about this except me.

I struck out 7 times from sophomore to senior year. I hate this iteration of baseball.

Right now league wide batting avg is about .04 points lower than it was in 1968. MLB decided that it was so embarrassed after the 1968 season that they lowered the pitchers mound 5 inches in 1969.

Justin Gaethje indeed made it exciting, by getting choked the ***** out in the first round.

One more fight on what has been, the absolute worst UFC card in history. Let's see if Justin Gaethje can make this exciting. Oh, and Canelo just lost to Bivol in Vegas. Hey Canelo, you're 5'9" and you weigh 168 pounds! Stop trying to fight light-heavyweights!

Actively rooting against all of the Brazilians on this UFC card is pretty satisfying.

Gambling has bought every car I've ever owned. It's paid my rent/mortgage since I was 19 years old. It paid off all my student loans too. Everyone should do it.

Sabre Alert And some other guys who play for some other teams too... What awards should the NHL add, and who would win them in 2021-22? https://www.thescore.com/nhl/news/2337276 Not a bad read, or idea really. Can't say that I'd disagree with too much in here.

I'm in

I feel like that definitely went in.

Man, at least tell me that you yell out "SHOOOOT!!!" on the power play.

I like the baseball model of sign them as early as you can for as long as you can. I know hockey contracts are very different than baseball ones though. I'd still do it this year. Saves money long term when he pots 50 goals next year.

A guest calls me late last night to see if I can void a sports book bet for him. Dude has a 4 series parlay. Nuggets, Jazz, Raptors and T-Wolves all to win their series. Wants the bet voided. I'm just like......nah. But good luck to ya. How are you going to ask to void a bet that's already started?