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The Pez dispenser doesn't like circular tablets. You have better luck with Vicodin.

I didn't know Blue October was still around. Cool. They had a hit when I was in college. I've seen the Goo's 6 times, but not since the Let Love In tour. They're consistently good in concert.

Wednesday. Now you've got me all jacked up.

Well, ink. I've gotten between 7 and 8 hours of sleep probably every day of my life, excluding days that I purposely didn't sleep. And I've raised a child!

Update: 103 evaluations done. And I'm done. I know what you're thinking, "that math doesn't add up." Well, it does now! Thanks for making it easier on me, ****ers! This is horrible news. I'm sorry.

Dedication. Pure dedication.

Jesus, man I'm sorry.

I just worked 12 days in a row. The last night I got 8 hours of sleep was the 16th. I've averaged just under 4 hours sleep in the meantime, maxing out at 5 and a half hours last week, and bottoming out at 1 hour and 37 minutes yesterday. Today I was up at 7 am to try and get my dog in to see the vet. Now I have to take my kid to get his senior portraits taken. After that, I'll be coming home and I think I'm going to start doing meth, because it's my first day off in 2 weeks and I'm not ***** sleeping through it! Oh, up at 7am tomorrow in order to have the podiatrist bore a hole through my foot. Breathe....that's the key. Breathe.

If they win 90 games I'll be surprised. I'd have fired Boone and Cashman about 2 weeks ago. Especially Cashman. Keep going for the consolation prizes at the trade deadline and keep getting completely destroyed by it. And Boone has never been able to manage a pitching staff. The roster moves are baffling. IKF is just a horrendous, below replacement value baseball player. The Yankees have 2 SS in AAA that should have been getting his at bats for about the past 2 months. He doesn't even field well. Total ***** show. And Hal Steinbrenner sucks too.

I was so damn happy! I cannot stand Usman. And that's why you don't coast to the finish line. He stopped his boring ass wrestling/cage grabbing and tried to run out the clock on his feet and got slept.

I'd have figured it's chief export was either leather jackets or Acqua di Gio.

Fingers crossed, hoping everything turns out alright and this will be just another story.

Holy ***** dude! Glad she's presumably going to be ok and I'm glad that's over with for all of you.

Working on my *****in days off! Jesus H. Christ, this sucks! I walk in the door and everyone has a problem that I have to solve. And, on top of working my weekend, I have 105 Performance Evaluations to get done before the 26th(I got them yesterday.) Why don't I delegate them? Funny you should ask. This is the casino business, ya see. 87% of the employees read and write at a sub-6th grade level. I'd just have to fix all their ***** ups anyway. And I can't give it to the hourly supervisors anymore, because we can't give them work to take home, because they aren't being paid for the 11 minutes of work that it would take for them to evaluate 3 or 4 dealers each. ***** me! Back at it. 16 down, 89 to go.

Not good, dude! It's been over a year of this now, right?

Albania, huh. Did Liam Neeson finally get rid of the riffraff there?

90 minutes? You lucky SOB! I was there for 3 damn hours! And they sold my parents on one for 2 years(they did actually end up using it, but they got out of it as soon as they could.) Oh I wasn't judging you for the zoo thing, just more of me being an ass. The coasters at Sea World aren't half bad. The on thing that stuck with me though was how bad the penguins stink. It's just ice covered in flightless bird poop in that enclosure. 🤮 And the beluga whales are about the cutest sea creatures ever.

The last time I saw Metallica was the World Magnetic Tour in 09. James sounded worse than average and Lars was struggling to keep up. It still wasn't a bad show, but my major complaint is that they played Creeping Death for you ***** in Buffalo the night before and on the night I saw them they swapped it out for Ride the Lightning.

A: my parents made me sit through one of those ***** time share pitches when I was on vacation in Vegas when I was 17. I still haven't forgiven them. It may be the trashiest thing we've ever done as a family. B: I took the family to Sea World in 2015, then when we got home I had my wife watch Blackfish with me. She cried for 2 straight hours. I was laughing so hard on the inside I almost passed out. Not laughing at Sea World's treatment of it's animals, that's gross. More laughing at my wife's childlike view of animals living in captivity. "Daddy, how do they get a bear to ride a bike?" "They nail his feet to the pedals and beat the ***** out of him! He's not riding, he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike." - Robert Schimmel

I was actually much more concerned with the jellyfish just off of my right fin than I was with the Silky shark. Didn't know it was a Moon jelly and they dont sting until after I was out of the water

I know I'm literally the only person on here who cares about combat sports, but the UFC's free ESPN fight cards are the best thing going in fighting right now. Just watched a guy flip the "off" switch on another grown man with one left hook as I'm making sauce for dinner.

I take my grooming seriously. 😛

Eh, I don't know. I get called a "fa***t" at work at least twice a month. It's been happening for almost 20 years. It's did drop off during the time we had to wear masks for COVID, though.

Yeah, they were just curious as to what we were and they were happy for free food that they didn't have to work for. But movies can't be cool unless the animals/fish are vicious. Hence the bad rap.

Heart rate never went above 80. Seriously, it was sooooo not scary. We went skydiving last summer. That was truly terrifying (and awesome! Would do again.) This was almost relaxing. Sharks are really quite awesome up close. I'll try and post pictures once I get it edited.