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I yell out "I'm on your left!" From about 30 yards out. Now, 65% of people are going to move to the left and get right in my path. I know this, a quick right swerve and I'm on my way. 30% of people move to the right and give me a wide birth. And 5% of people are local college girls. They don't move for *****in anything. Also, unleashed dogs piss me off.

$15 for one guy? Eat a fat bag of *****! Those were $2.79 on the bottom shelf of the end cap at Price Chopper in 1992...and that's the last year I ever asked for a toy.

Yeah, but in the Olympics it's only melody. We'd be playing England's national anthem a billion times. So ***** that.

If he meets you with the cash, it's all good. If not, he can ***** right off.

I don't think I've ever been in a bar with the sound on.

You can probably buy 3 bourbons worth drinking in the entire Commonwealth of Pennsylvania right now. There's ***** Bird Dog and ***** fake moonshine for as far as the eye can see though. However there were 3 bottles of Wild Turkey 101 in stock today. I bought wine. Seems I'll never drink Buffalo Trace again.

Tanqueray is so damn good when it's hot out.

Death penalty.

There's a new restaurant opening at work, so we, the employees got to go to their soft opening and eat for free. That's nice and all. I just remembered that I haven't gone out to dinner with anyone who isn't my wife or related to me in at least 15 years and I really ***** hate other people's taste in food! "How about, we try...." Yeah, how bout not. I'm getting this, this and that. And I think sharing dinners is beyond gross. Piles of appetizers is different. Don't even think of touching my main course.

Overrated.

Man, I love me some Ke$ha.

The whole trash talk scene with Anthony Edwards....so good! I was getting agitated just watching.

It should be 90 here tomorrow. Perfect for leg day and a half hour "cool down" bike ride.

Ok, we're 3 weeks post-illness and after calling myself names while staring at my shirtless body in the mirror, I'm back in the gym! Thank Christ!

The only 5 division champion in the sport's history took his rightful place in the Hall of Fame today alongside the greatest class(3 classes) of boxers I've had the pleasure to watch. Floyd Mayweather, Sugar Shane Mosley, The Executioner Bernard Hopkins, and my personal favorite fighter of all time, Roy Jones Jr. Wish I could have been there. Glad I'm not stuck in that thruway traffic. HOF weekend is always a mess. PS: Roy is the last former middleweight champion to win a heavyweight title in over 100 years.

But I was so good in the first round, when the good teams were playing the bad teams.

We're the Tampa Bay Rays of hockey.

I like fun. Top Gun was definitely fun.

With a beer and some taco bell at a matinée showing!

Alright, enough of this interview talk. Let's see some pull-up numbers!

Top Gun: Maverick was dope.

"...can Charles Leclerc on home territory fight back on the streets he used to take the bus to school on." How relatable. Go to the shot of the yachts again...

Grab a shovel. I'll tell her right now.

Wow, that was terrible

Monaco sucks.