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I'll go halves with ya. I found 57¢ in the dryer. But only if I get to be a brash, loudmouth as$høle of an owner.

Bills' Incognito telling reporters he's retiring: 'I'm done' https://www.thescore.com/nfl/news/1524534 As liger just said. Seems strange.

I don't see one possible scenario where a collective of sabrespacers could do worse than what the sabres GM's/organization as a whole have subjected us to. Dead last. That's all there is to it. We can't possibly do worse than dead last. 31st overall. That's a pretty low bar to get over. I thought those two 30th place finishes were bad, but then the sabres proved that they had only scratched the surface of how much they could truly suck.

I hate the term "core" I hate it a lot. I think it's probably the Yankees fault. But I still hate it.

Yep. There can't be a worse organization in the NHL.

Filter is weird like that. Chinks is fine but isn't. Dick is fine but aren't. Plurals and singular form be damned. The filter is fickle.

I think promo is salty that he didn't get included in the 'who plays goal next year' poll and d4rk did.

Was that the one where Riddick Bowe was fat and out of shape and Andrew Golota punched his balls off(literally) or the one where Bowe was trained and in shape and Andrew Golota punched his balls off(literally) again?

I judge people that can't throw a baseball. https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/982338453827399680?s=19

God loves me.

I may have shouted that during my insane rambling at the TV yesterday. I think I also my have mentioned something about the Jack Edwards school of dog commentary.

NESN commentator on the Sox Ray's game. Arguing that the ball has to be "secure in the glove" of the first baseman. Hey, dick head! Wrong sport. Why is everything about Boston sports the absolute worst? (For the record, I thought the runner was safe anyway)

Some of us are just curious if he could do any worse. I mean, we can't possibly come in 32nd place. At least not until Seattle plays their first season.

Some guy named Roy(no sabre has scored more points than him in a decade, btw) and some other guy named Connolly(always produced when healthy) Oh and Jochen Hecht!! Never forget Hecht, the center. But yeah, Vanek was just so darn lazy when putting up all those points.

Start planning the parade!

Yup! It's tearing the siding off of my eaves. That was fun to run down.

2 days ago I was skiing with about 600 Orthodox Jews complete with curls (sorry, forgot what they're called), yarmulkes (no winter hats), black top coats, white button up shirts, complete with ztitzit, black trousers and no one was wearing gloves. It was one of the stranger things I've ever seen whilst skiing.

Had to get off mobile to see it. Isn't censorship kinda like a thing on message boards? . See?

Yeah, that's pretty tame. I mean, like, baby sh!t soft. Ain't nobody getting banned for that.

Has he told us what HE thinks lately? I'm asking, as I don't know. Has he mentioned his own thoughts on the team, independent of his sources that he cannot reveal? All we do here is spitball ideas and thoughts. I get that he can't jeopardize a source by spewing to a message board full of morons dumber than twobillsdrive, but come on. What's he offering up? He's in the room. Surely he has some thoughts of his own on certain matters. We've gotten nothing from him in this weird ass thread.

Yes sir. That's where I'm at. Don't cook that thing in my house.

I no longer clench my fists and grit my teeth over the fact that my wife prefers ranch to bleu cheese. Took a couple years, but I've moved on. I haven't yet allowed her to make anything with cabbage inside our home. That is a vile vegetable. Never gonna happen.

Aww, did the hero take his ball and go home? Millennials are such pussies.

Haddock is beer battered and fried. I'm fairly certain it's impossible to serve it a different way.

They're all at the video store.